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My goodness - you are having a tough week, aren't you? Just a couple of days ago you glued your hand to your knob, and now this! I think you'd better check your horoscope - sounds like you are under bad stars right now!

2007-02-03 15:09:00 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Tell them to get out. But before you do that, ask for their insurance information so that you have a way of paying to fix up the hole the car made, and a bottle of whatever they're drinking just for the heck of it (it'd better be scotch!). Oh yeah, and call the cops.

2007-02-03 22:44:59 · answer #2 · answered by Wendy C 2 · 0 0

1. Get off the computer.
2. Check if the person driving needs immediate help. If so, call an ambulance.
3. Call the cops.
4. Call your insurance company.

In that order.

2007-02-03 22:44:55 · answer #3 · answered by The ReDesign Diva 7 · 1 0

Leave the house and call 911 on a cell or at the neighbors.

Tell them to send fire dept in case the car bursts into flames.

2007-02-03 22:38:49 · answer #4 · answered by aiguyaiguy 4 · 1 0

Collect $10 for parking.

2007-02-03 22:37:49 · answer #5 · answered by up y 3 · 1 0

Call 911 or some other emergency number. If there are any downed power lines, don't touch them.

2007-02-03 22:44:50 · answer #6 · answered by zandyandi 4 · 0 0

Ask her for a ride to the nearest mid-priced hotel.

2007-02-03 23:07:22 · answer #7 · answered by jaded 2 · 0 0

Steal his battery. If it's a really nice car, steal his hood ornament too.

2007-02-03 22:43:22 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Drink a glass of warm milk, and take a nap.

2007-02-03 23:00:45 · answer #9 · answered by aanstalokaniskiodov_nikolai 5 · 0 0

Call the cops.

2007-02-03 22:42:55 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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