thanks!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-02-03 14:18:18 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
Ok here's a joke for you hope this does the trick:
A man is in a bar and falling off his stool every couple of minutes. He is obviously drunk. So the bartender says to another man in the bar: "Why don't you be a good Samaritan and take him home."
The man takes the drunk out the door and to his car and he stumbles at least ten times. They drive along and the drunk points out his house to the man. He stops the car and the drunk stumbles up the steps to his house with the man.
The drunk's wife greets them at the door: "Why thank you for bringing him home for me, but where's his wheel chair?"
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2007-02-03 14:25:50 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Rio's Reasons Why Chocolate Is Better Than Sex!
1. Chocolate always tastes good.
2. Chocolate is always consensual.
3. You can eat chocolate in the back of a cab and no one will care.
4. Your significant other won't care if you eat chocolate with someone else.
5. No one will care if you're white and you prefer dark chocolate.
6. You don't have to fake it with chocolate.
7. No major religions frown upon chocolate.
8. No one waits to get married before they eat chocolate.
9. You can't get pregnant from chocolate.
10. You can't get STDs from chocolate.
11. No one has to use protection when eating chocolate.
12. The sheets stay clean when you eat chocolate.
13. No one frowns upon movies with two men eating chocolate together.
14. The government knows to stay out of our chocolate lives.
15. You don't have to pay $150 for chocolate.
16. You don't have to go out to a club wearing a crop top and Daisy Dukes to get chocolate.
17. You don't need a pill to enjoy chocolate.
18. It only takes a few seconds to get pleasure from chocolate.
19. The size of the nuts doesn't matter with chocolate.
20. Everyone swallows with chocolate.
2007-02-03 23:16:07 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
God loves you! Hope this makes you smile:) Watch a funny movie or read a funny book to help cheer you up and make you laugh and smile....
2007-02-03 22:22:24 · answer #3 · answered by Lady Hewitt 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Be truly thankful for every second that you have kiddo. Our Creator has given you a chance. I mean think about life generally speaking that is. Children are born with disabilities (for example blind). You can see very well (I assume). People get disabled there life depending on their health and behaviors. I don't think you have to worry about such at this point in your life. Thank your Father/Creator for you have been given very much...:)>
2007-02-03 22:24:02 · answer #4 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Mrs. Johnson was reading Chicken Little to the class when she got to the part where Chicken Little runs up to the farmer and says"The sky is falling! The sky is falling!" Mrs Johnson turns to little Timmy and asks "Timmy , what do you think the farmer said?" Little Timmy replied " He said, HOLY **** A TALKING CHICKEN!!!"
2007-02-03 22:38:34 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm bored too! It's Saturday night and I'm sitting here with absolutely nothing to do. Okay...here goes...What is cheese called that isn't yours???
Nacho cheese!!!
*smile*
2007-02-03 22:21:50 · answer #6 · answered by ascloud@sbcglobal.net 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Your house is too short,When you neighbour prepares onion you start shedding tears.
Your friend is very black,if you throw a stone to him it goes back for the torch
2007-02-03 22:25:44 · answer #7 · answered by minai 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
A romantic book, popcorn and a couch!
2007-02-03 22:22:19 · answer #8 · answered by Pro-X 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Have you seen a good movie lately?
2007-02-03 22:23:01 · answer #9 · answered by jimmymae2000 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What do you get when you cross a rooster with an owl?
A coc*k that stays up all night, hehehe.
2007-02-03 22:27:14 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋