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2007-02-03 13:56:56 · 13 answers · asked by undercovernudist 6 in Science & Mathematics Biology

www.funny2.com/facts

2007-02-03 14:07:52 · update #1

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It is little known that most ants are right handed and much prefer beer. When drinking they always hold the mug in the right front appendage. Not being good at "carrying" their drink, when they get tipsy, the weight of the mug, empty yet or not, causes them to lean and the fall to the right.

2007-02-03 14:04:05 · answer #1 · answered by Mike1942f 7 · 2 0

Have you given the ants a breatholizer test to be sure the are drunk and just not on drugs.

If ants fall to the right, do uncles fall to the left?

2007-02-03 22:03:01 · answer #2 · answered by ttpawpaw 7 · 1 0

My guess is (and only a guess, this is based on no facts) that the right side of the brain controls the left side of the body and the left side of the brain controls the right side of the body and when they are drunk they are no longer in their right mind.

2007-02-03 22:06:17 · answer #3 · answered by becki_normalgirl 2 · 2 0

Do you know if this is true for all ants, everywhere? Where did you come across this data?
(refraining from making bad jokes about anyone's aunt.)
I checked the link, it's a joke site.
Under the subtopic "facts" there's an assortment of statments that sound true, some are, some aren't. that's where the staement about ants appeared. THere's a subtopic under that of "real facts" that are substantiated, and "not so real facts" that sound true but definitely aren't.
There's some good jokes on that site, tho. Gave me a chuckle or two, thanks for that, anyhow.

2007-02-03 22:01:23 · answer #4 · answered by Joni DaNerd 6 · 2 1

Why are the ants you are around drunk? And if you are talking about a relative then you spell it aunt. that would clear up at least my confusion.

2007-02-03 22:05:11 · answer #5 · answered by Yay me!!!! 4 · 0 1

Why are you getting ants drunk?

2007-02-03 21:59:34 · answer #6 · answered by Shibi 6 · 3 0

Most of the ants are right handers.

2007-02-03 22:03:48 · answer #7 · answered by amiladm 3 · 0 1

how the heck do you get an ant drunk without drowning it??

2007-02-03 21:59:09 · answer #8 · answered by HappyCat 7 · 1 0

because the right side is right

2007-02-03 22:00:13 · answer #9 · answered by Grizzy Salsa 2 · 2 0

their right legs are slightly shorter for hill climbing so they fall to the right when they drop dead.

2007-02-03 22:12:56 · answer #10 · answered by deerhunter7106 1 · 0 0

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