What is the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to you?

Question

I mean, things that were really mortifying.

Answer 1

omg, i'm 17, and last year at camp, i needed to doodoo sooo bad, so there's only 2 bathrooms and they are both taken, so i went behind the shed where they keep all they equipment, and i'm trying to wipe after i squeezed out the last load (OMG it was BIIGG) and all there is is wet leaves. so i'm using those, but its just smearing the poop all over my hand and everywhere. then i hear talking, and these people come over to behind the shed to get bikes for a mountain bike trek. 14 people, they all saw me. then i tried to run and cover my face at the same time, and i slipped on the leaves and landed in my poodoo. it was sooo embarissing. i just sat there and cried and one kid started throwing rocks at me. i was soo scared

Answer 2

nicely, i'm a swimmer, and as you perchance understand really aggressive swimmers positioned on really tight matches made from tender textile referred to as quickly-skins. I wore my new three hundred$ in structure for the first time one meet contained in the two hundred meter breast-stroke, it truly is 8 laps. It had taken me like twenty minutes to positioned on my in structure which change into sooooo tight. As I were given on the blocks for my race, the decrease back of my in structure ripped and disclose 1/2 my butt! yet i change into on the blocks, about to swim the biggest race of the meet, and that i did not understand what to do! So I swam the race anyhow, and the finished time the rip did no longer something yet boost, which means that my coach, crew associates, and the different onlookers (i'm constructive there have been lots!) ought to work out merely about my finished butt with assistance from the time i ended the race. I then had to climb out of the water and run in the course of the deck to get my towel. SO embarrassing!!

Answer 3

When I was in third grade there was a big show being put on by some Science place in the auditorium. I thought the woman doing the show called me up to be a "helper" but she had pointed to another kid. I started to walk up stage and she was like, "Not, you, that girl!" And the entire third and fourth grade laughed at me for like 10 minutes. BTW, I'm 19 years old now...

Also, my dad walked in on me naked weighing myself a few weeks ago. That was much more embarressing.

Answer 4

I was playing in an orchestra and was on tour through Europe. We were plaing on a stage in Hamburg, Germany with the Chancellor in attendance. I was in the back on a riser. We'd just played Stars and Stripes Forever and had to stand up, bow, sit down, stand up, bow, sit down... After about the third time, my chair had slid to the very back edge and when I went to sit, I went off the back of the stage. As I was falling backwards, I reached and grabbed whatever was in front of me to try and stop my fall. I grabbed the folder full of sheet music and as I went backwards, it went flying. The professor had his back to us taking his bows and had no idea why the audience was laughing so hard. Sheet music wafting down like so many falling leaves -- on national television.

Answer 5

.One day I ask students in my class to help me find my eyeglasses. We looked and looked.Some of the students kept raising their hand. I kept telling them to put their hand down,That we were trying to find my eye glasses. Finally a little boy who never talked raised his hand. I pause to see what he wanted . He said "Teacher you got them on".. .I did have them on. We all must have laughed an hour.I was so embarrassed . I gave them a popcorn party the next day. This is true. I know the students' parents must have a big laugh that night at the table.At my expense.

Answer 6

Dear Lord there are too many incidents to name. One that comes to mind is when I fell over in a desk in junior high. It was bad enough that I was constantly being picked on and made fun of but then there I go making an even bigger *** of myself.

Answer 7

I was sitting on the toilet doing my thing when my gf and her six friends broke into the bathroom and wished me happy birthday with a cake and all. They wouldn't leave until I pulled up my pants while they all laughed like crazy.

Answer 8

I can't go into too much detail here but it involves a frozen chicken, a pair of leather pants, some baby oil and a spark plug.

Answer 9

Haha.
Last year at the sixth grade awards ceremony, they announced my name for the "Outstanding Acheivments" award, and we arent allowed to clap until the last name is called. Not only did I clap, whoot and holler after my name was called forgetting it was my name, but I was the first name called.
=D

Answer 10

While on a first date as a teenager we went horse back riding. The horse went into a gallop and the hooks on my upper undergarment failed.