"Pretend you are in a jungle and some cheetahs start chasing you" what should you do?
2007-02-03 12:48:43 · 7 answers · asked by ? 1 in Science & Mathematics ➔ Zoology
go to the nearest beach and swim
2007-02-03 13:03:01 · answer #1 · answered by Chez 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pull out my recipe for cheetah-and-huge-leaf-stew and go to town.
Here's the recipe:
1) Use your laser vision to burn the cheetah to death.
2) Use your laser vision to cut down several huge leaves from a nearby jungle tree.
3) Use your laser vision to burn a hole in the ground big enough to cook a cheetah and several huge leaves in.
4) Use your laser vision to separate the cheetah into several pieces (reduces cooking time).
5) Use your laser vision to get the blood of the cheetah and the liquid of the several huge leaves to reach a boiling point.
6) Use your laser vision to keep the cheetah-and-huge-leaf mixture at a rolling boil until the cheetah is fully defleshed and its meat is nice and tender, and the fiber of the huge leaves is soft.
7) Use your laser vision to burn the trunk of a tree into the shape of a bowl and a spoon, stir well, serve, and enjoy.
Serves 3-4.
If you don't have laser vision, well, you're just S.O.L.
Those little bastards are tough on the teeth.
2007-02-03 13:04:57 · answer #2 · answered by somebody 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
As cheetahs make their homes on open grassland, deserts and the like and not jungles, I wouldn't worry too much ...
2007-02-03 13:03:12 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Cheat
2007-02-03 12:51:42 · answer #4 · answered by Chris 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would have to have a lighter in my pocket and light a stick and make fire to run them back in the deep.
2007-02-03 12:51:49 · answer #5 · answered by sunflare63 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stop prentending?
2007-02-03 13:18:15 · answer #6 · answered by namowal 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
die ,,,,,,,,,what else???
2007-02-03 12:52:48 · answer #7 · answered by chat all you want 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋