2007-02-03 12:13:52 · 14 answers · asked by ? 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I am talking about the lady garden, not the man who thinks he runs America.
2007-02-03 12:21:37 · update #1
Lead paint chips and gasoline would be served as communion.
Minimum required weekly donation to the church would be a percent of your salary (decreasing sharply if you make alot of money).
Baptism would be down through trickle down.. (rich people would stand over the poor and the water would be dumped on their head and trickle down over their *** and onto the poor).
Gays and lesbians would not be permitted.
If your family makes under $80,000/yr the children would be required to serve in the church's army for any cruisade Lord Bush determines necessary.
The Lord's Prayer would be
"Our Decider, who ain't in heaven.
Hollow be thy head.
Thy kingdom Dumb
And by the Ton
Buy oil for three bucks a gallon
Give us our lies for we misled
And don't admit our trespasses
As we forgive those who ignore our freedoms
And lead us to frustration
But deliver us more oil
For thine is the King o’Dumb
More troops for your power
And glory
Forever and ever
Amen"
2007-02-03 12:44:47 · answer #1 · answered by Ecofreako 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well you should have to have a single or double digit IQ. Of course if someone were to actually join your crackhead inspired coalition they would most likely be already there IQ wise. Then you should all shave your heads bald because shaved bush is the best.
2007-02-03 20:18:26 · answer #2 · answered by raghorn 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You have to be a consumate liar.
You have to be willing to make an **** of yourself.
You have to have ulterior motives about everything.
You have to trust scoundrels and war-mongers.
You have to be exceeding greedy.
You have to not give a dam* about people and the country you swore to honorably serve.
Enough...why go on. Start your religion and see where it gets you.
2007-02-03 20:21:57 · answer #3 · answered by MJ D 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
worship Bush? y Bush? i mean i like him as a president but i would never worship him....r u ok? r u on drugs? r u pissed? r u high on something? lol
2007-02-03 20:20:31 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bushianity
Bushtology
Bushlam
Bushism
The Church Of Bush
Bushists
Bushdaism
2007-02-03 20:20:21 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You trying to start a cult or something?
2007-02-03 20:20:50 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
DAMN- You are sooooooooo funny. Are you just checking out how many feathers you can ruffle up..lol
Well, its working..lol..
2007-02-03 20:23:11 · answer #7 · answered by Ness 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I choose Hell thanx
2007-02-03 20:18:07 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont worship anyone
2007-02-03 20:16:04 · answer #9 · answered by MandaPanda 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do not question anything I do
2007-02-03 20:17:00 · answer #10 · answered by Bu Tran 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋