They figure the lab techs would become less attached to them, and thye would also be more versatile. There are some things a rat just will not do.
2007-02-03 09:57:42 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Other - Politics & Government
Yes.They did that forty seven years ago.its a secret bill passed thru congress the Jews came up with placing rat DNA in all politicians when they get into office that's why they never do what they say they will do before they get in office.This rat DNA makes it so they look human but act rat like.ain't that nice.NO.they;er working on putting this rat DNA in all military soon so we should buy plenty of rat poison as I believe their is going to be a milatary take over of our government,oh wait, they did that last year and no ones noticed.
2007-02-03 10:15:20 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Politician has replaced Americans with Lab Rats.
2007-02-03 18:22:57 · answer #2 · answered by Samuel Crow 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered altitude and spotted a man below. She descended a bit more and shouted, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."
The man consulted his GPS and replied, "You're are in a hot air balloon approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2346 feet above sea level. You are 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude."
"You must be a conservative," said the balloonist.
"I am," replied the man. "How did you know?"
"Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to make of your information, and the fact is I am still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help so far."
The man responded, "You must be a liberal."
"I am," replied the balloonist, "but how did you know?"
"Well," said the man, "you don't know where you are or where you are going. You have risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise which you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem. The fact is you are in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but now, somehow, it's my fault."
Well if were having the comedy hour why not
2007-02-03 18:32:57 · answer #3 · answered by pretender59321 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
They should replace politicians with lab rats.They would probably do a better job
2007-02-03 18:07:24 · answer #4 · answered by rosbif 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Take some stem cells from Pelosi and Kennedy.
Use the cells to treat monkeys.
Cool!
2007-02-03 18:40:23 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Won't work, the brains in politicians are to far gone to prove anything...
2007-02-03 18:20:23 · answer #6 · answered by xyz 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋