2007-02-03 08:28:23 · 19 answers · asked by Circlometry™³ 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Because you insist on wearing that cotton candy toupee. We've gone over this before. Go natural, you'll be more comfortable and won't be victim to his whims. I know that you're still licking your wounds from when he scrubbed the floor with your head. I warned you that wearing a Brillo-pad hairpiece was inviting trouble. Please listen to me this time. Bald is beautiful.
2007-02-03 15:04:28 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nibbling? Not smelling or touching? What kind of boss do you have? I'd go with a sexual harassment suit regardless. Orrrrr, you could call CIAA (Cannibals in America Anonymous) and ask them the best way to deal with it.
2007-02-03 16:33:27 · answer #2 · answered by 1K 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Sounds to me like he suffers from trichophagia though that normally involves the eating of one's own hair. Perhaps he's just compelled to nibble your hair due to the intoxicating aroma of your shampoo?
2007-02-03 16:35:25 · answer #3 · answered by BROWNITE 4-ever 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He must have added hair cuts to your employee benifits and nibbling your hair is the cheapest way he can do it.
2007-02-03 17:17:44 · answer #4 · answered by ♫That'll be the Day♫ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How can he nibble on your hair when you have a helmet on, silly
2007-02-03 17:01:32 · answer #5 · answered by eric 311 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your hair tastes like a delectable mixture of croutons and Heinz tomato soup
2007-02-03 16:33:26 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your boss is a zebra too??? Are you a brunette by chance? Hmm.....
2007-02-03 16:42:49 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its just a little gesture to remind you that he is the dominant one. If you behaved yourself he would'nt have to do this.
2007-02-03 16:38:06 · answer #8 · answered by Tim'sSO 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he must be hungry during meetings
2007-02-03 16:32:36 · answer #9 · answered by BeachBum 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
because you keep insisting on wearing your spaghetti wig to work...
2007-02-03 18:25:27 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋