Last year I successfully Managed to remove my left index finger and graft it back on again, so I thought that this year I would try something a bit more adventurous. I talked a friend into letting me remove his leg, and now I can't get it to go back on properly as his body keeps rejecting it. I have tried to calm him down, but he say's that he dosen't want to be my friend anymore. What should I do?
2007-02-03 08:20:22 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Home & Garden ➔ Do It Yourself (DIY)
1st do not panic as your friend will not be able to sue you as the doesnt have a leg to stand on .
2007-02-03 08:28:52 · answer #1 · answered by dick19532003 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
As you seem to be quickly running out of friends you could continue doing small operation on yourself. I would suggest you try a DIY brain transplant on yourself which would not harm anybody significant and might benefit mankind as a whole.
2007-02-03 08:27:56 · answer #2 · answered by BARROWMAN 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Make friends with an octopus. You get alot more chances to practice. m
2007-02-03 23:37:01 · answer #3 · answered by Mache 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
there's your problem-too adventurous-you're a trai(k)nee surgeon not a leg man
2007-02-03 11:52:40 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
well...it would stand to reason....doctors "practice" medicine.....obviously, they haven't gotten quite down yet...so, keep practicing....and buy a large assortment of Super Glue.
2007-02-03 13:07:58 · answer #5 · answered by phoenix rising 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get a Better Friend And KEEP LOPPING
2007-02-03 11:46:53 · answer #6 · answered by ELIZABETH G 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
If he is going to be so selfish and ungrateful then he doesnt dersve to be your friend
2007-02-03 08:26:37 · answer #7 · answered by OriginalBubble 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I hope you are not serious but at least you bought a smile to my face
2007-02-03 10:36:40 · answer #8 · answered by catty 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
buy him a parrot and tell him the pirate look is back in fashion
2007-02-03 08:28:52 · answer #9 · answered by cazmo 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
'I am a trainee surgeon!?'
You mean you don't know ?
You obviously don't have anything against his leg - but neither has he !
;-)
2007-02-03 08:29:39 · answer #10 · answered by Froggy 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋