I'm tired of feelin depressed.I need a good laugh,some encouragement,anything..........
2007-02-03 07:02:55 · 15 answers · asked by IAM2INSANE 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
how about a blonde joke
Q. What did the blonde’s left leg say to her right leg?
A. Between the two of us, we can make a lot of money.
2007-02-03 07:19:47 · answer #1 · answered by 00100 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hmm...and just what makes you think you have a "red" neck.
Have you looked? Did someone accuse you of having one?
Did someone mistakenly take you for a stop sign and spray your neck with red paint?
Or...are you an honest to goodness, downhome variety, redneck gal who just needs a little inspiration like some George Strait or Clint Black maybe belting out a sad song?
Cheer up!! We all have those days. It'll pass.
2007-02-03 15:16:02 · answer #2 · answered by Gnome 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Today is almost over.
Listen to some sad music, then some happy music. Daydream a little. Have a bubblebath. Call all your friends and have each tell you the dopiest joke they've ever heard. Watch a movie, play a game, make a list of everything you want to accomplish this year.
Go hug someone just because.
2007-02-03 15:10:16 · answer #3 · answered by What_Ever 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
If today was the worst day EVER, there's no doubt that tomorrow will be better. That's what my dad has always told me. Oh! And here's a stupid joke that might help:
Q: Why did the chicken soup spill onto the highway?
A: Because it wanted some bacon!
HAHAHAHAAA!!! BACON!! HAHA!! GET IT? GET IT?! Ya, me neither.
2007-02-03 15:12:00 · answer #4 · answered by vanillasunshine7 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
When my kids were little, I was teaching them manners. One night at the table, my 3 year-old son let out a FOGHORN burp! I said, "Now Joseph, what do we say?".........he sat there looking uncertain for a minute, then his eyes brightened up and he smiled and said, "Thank you!"
Everybody at the table was rolling in the floor!
(Hope that helped to put a smile on your face) : )
2007-02-03 15:20:44 · answer #5 · answered by spun_up_06 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I'm sorry that you're depressed. You shouldn't be depressed though......there are alot of people who are in worse situations than you, and they're not depressed. Live life one day at a time.....and I really hope you have a wonderful day.
2007-02-03 15:31:29 · answer #6 · answered by cajunrescuemedic 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
whatever it is ur feelin depressed about....dont worry cuz there's always somethin more positive to look at.
â¥go out n have some fun girlâ¥
2007-02-03 15:11:36 · answer #7 · answered by jaz 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Why are you feeding into this feeling? It is the devil that makes you tempted to fall into this because he sees you as capable of great things. If you can find something that makes you happy you will boost your mood. What makes you happy?
2007-02-03 15:14:17 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
hang in there baby. now imagine the picure of the cat hangin on to the rope.
2007-02-03 15:09:47 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hi! i have a stapler that staples. its so cool. and i have a hole puncher that punches holes.....after pressing a bunch of times i made a answer sheet! if you pick me as the best answer i'll smile!
2007-02-03 15:09:22 · answer #10 · answered by [[chicken_fingers]] 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋