i got bored last night, so i tried to do autofellatio, and discovered i could, but only if i was on my back with my weight on my head and my spine extremely curved. it was a little uncomfortable, but i decided that didn't matter. so today, i woke up and was extremely sore on my back and next. i'm less flexible than yesterday too. is this a big problem?
and please don't think i'm kidding. i know that yahoo! andwers has lots of stupid people who would post questions like this but not mean them, but i'm serious.
2007-02-03 06:57:57 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health ➔ Men's Health
I wish I could do that! OK, you just need to condition your body to this new activity, like any other activity. Try yoga.
Warning: If you can perform autofellatio and you grow some man boobs and you use the KY warming lubrication, you might find yourself no longer interested in sex with women.
2007-02-03 07:04:09 · answer #1 · answered by Just Chillin' 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Dude, how did it feel?! I'm impressed! Okay, well, it sounds like you strained your back and neck while attaining this incredible feat - so I would suggest that you take a few days off to let your body recover, and you might find an anti-inflammatory medicine (ibuprofen, etc.) will help. Then, you should begin stretching and flexing - slowly and carefully - to improve your flexibility. This will take weeks of gradually increasing the time you workout and the time you hold the position when you stretch. Anyway, WELL DONE - and good luck!
2007-02-03 15:55:09 · answer #2 · answered by JZ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So first of all -- woo-hoo! Congratulations!
Now, as for the back problem: you've slightly strained your back muscles and tendons. Take ibuprofen and rest while the inflammation goes away. Your flexibility should return after the strained muscles heal, which may take three to five days.
If you're interested in pursuing your newfound hobby on a more regular basis (and who wouldn't be? :-), you might consider taking up yoga. There are a lot of yoga positions and exercises that can help you with flexibility, and it's good exercise in general.
2007-02-03 15:08:06 · answer #3 · answered by Scott F 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
You would be suprised how many people come into the ER after over-exerting themselves trying to do this.
Don't bend in any odd ways and take some tylenol for a couple days, then work your way back up to it gradually.
2007-02-03 17:23:35 · answer #4 · answered by Electric_Napalm 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your spine really isn't meant to do those types of contortions and have that much pressure on it. That's why you're sore. It will probably take a couple of days to return to normal.
2007-02-03 15:05:10 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Sorry but you are just not long enough to do this without risking your neck and spine.
Go find a girl who will help you.
Good lock
2007-02-03 15:05:32 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
Wow... I'm sorta impressed that you could do that... but I still think it would hurt you less and probably more enjoyable if you got married to nice girl.
2007-02-03 15:02:13 · answer #7 · answered by JT 4 · 3⤊ 1⤋
you need help buddy
2007-02-03 15:04:09 · answer #8 · answered by sammy 5 · 0⤊ 8⤋