2007-02-03 05:40:05 · 4 answers · asked by sueann_suesie 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Friends
Have you seen your face these days?
You look very old and ugly.
But never mind, you dribbling git.
40 is better than 50
Lots of love, "PUT YOUR NAME HERE"
OR...
Have you seen your face these days?
You look very young and sexy.
But don't count on my compliments
It IS your birthday, you wrinkled dragon.
OR...
I'm really sorry to hear that you have caught the 40's. I hope you go to Disney Land now that death is just around the corner.
OR...
Dear 'friend'. I have heard that you are 40 on the 'date here'. I would like to take this opportunity to inform you that you are no longer welcome in my circle of friends. However, my grandma is looking for a partner to take her to the 'Scrabble' knock outs. If interested, give her a bell. Love, 'name and age'.
2007-02-03 05:49:50 · answer #1 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
now that you are 40, they say that life's begun.
but by the look of you my friend, you've already had too much fun
sorry, that's maybe a bit cheeky!!!
2007-02-03 05:55:03 · answer #2 · answered by pamela g 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The last time that I saw you, you were only thirty nine, but now that you are forty, youve become an ugly swine.
2007-02-03 06:28:18 · answer #3 · answered by stevewiseman 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, life begins at forty
and you're looking mighty fine.
But when you're out with me dear,
tell folks you're thirty nine
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My friend your life begins today,
you've reached the fourth decade,
but don't get too excited,
the fifth one's spelt decayed
2007-02-03 05:56:19 · answer #4 · answered by Angelfish 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋