2007-02-03 04:52:41 · 21 answers · asked by Darren S 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Holidays ➔ Christmas
He's returned to his far north home. I imagine he has a spare or two. hang on to it, he will prolly pick it up on his rounds next year or whenever your travels bring you this way again!
--That Cheeky Lad
2007-02-03 13:33:34 · answer #1 · answered by Charles-CeeJay_UK_ USA/CheekyLad 7 · 3⤊ 2⤋
Father Xmas is drunk and sleeping it off out on the front porch.
Take his hat and place it in the microwave. Stamp your left foot three times on the ground and nuke the hat on high for five minutes, if the house does not catch fire, go have a bottle of orange juice. This will make forgetting your childhood easier.
Who says space babies are dumb? Not me.
2007-02-06 08:24:25 · answer #2 · answered by Marc Miami 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yeah i saw him today when i was shopping, he was buying Easter bunny ears for a change this year, although i think he shouldn't really go around with the Easter bunny anymore as he's proving to be too influential in Santa's attitudes, i mean imagine all the little kids if they just got an egg for Xmas!
2007-02-03 04:58:48 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm sorry to let you know that he won't be returning anytime soon. Father Christmas has gone to a better place.
By the way, I was the one who left the cap on your spaceship, in his memory. Rest In Peace, Santa.
2007-02-03 12:40:00 · answer #4 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
he's in hiding,
seems some folks want him banned.
he lost ur hat, said he'll buy u a new one 4 xmas this year.
he ate all the mince pies & didn't even save me 1!
2007-02-03 04:59:13 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
At the Hard Rock Cafe
2007-02-03 05:02:56 · answer #6 · answered by Swoosh 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Currently, he is living in Clonakilty, West Cork under the name of Daddai Nollaig.
2007-02-03 04:56:09 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
He's hiding in the shed at the bottom of my garden. I tried coaxing him out with a bowl of muesli, but he's determined to stay there.
I'll soon have to call the police.
2007-02-03 04:57:21 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
The wheel is spinning but the hamster is dead. Dude, it is February 4, even Groundhog day is over. Are your Xmas lights still on?
2007-02-04 02:36:21 · answer #9 · answered by David Y 4 · 3⤊ 2⤋
Only 10 months & he will be back to collect it.
2007-02-03 05:03:39 · answer #10 · answered by Ollie 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you so fed up with your crimbo presents of 06 that you are planning 07 crimbo already?
2007-02-05 16:33:15 · answer #11 · answered by deep in thought 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋