intoxicated, other than drive.
1. Pluck your eyebrows.
2. Call Anyone!
3. Email Anyone!
This is just for humor so please save the anti drinking speeches and lectures. Just for a laugh.
2007-02-03 03:56:17 · 26 answers · asked by peach 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Anything involving ladders.
Dance.
Pick a fight.
Hit on fat chicks, family members and dudes in often poor disguises.
Order Girls Gone Wild.
Harass cops though they clearly deserve it.
Splurge on that long-coveted tattoo.
Pass on the condom with anonymous hotty #4
Floss for the first time in 8 months
Check out that timeshare sales pitch.
Participate in philosophical discussions with a cat or dog.
Take anything apart.
Bench 300.
Put Skittles where they don't belong.
Lifting contests, specifically of the "not from the knees" variety.
Make commitments.
Proclaim your love to anyone for the "first time."
2007-02-03 04:06:08 · answer #1 · answered by Crash 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Yeah, especially call anyone, you don't want them to hear how badly you cannot pronounce words and then there is the email that every other word is greatly mispelled. Plucking eyebrows, I don't know about that one, I guess you could poke your eye out being intoxicated, LOL. You don't want to walk in public either, because people will ask you are you ok, and then you have to try to walk like you are ok and that just makes it worse. =D
2007-02-03 12:06:18 · answer #2 · answered by spiritcavegrl 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Shave
2007-02-03 12:04:02 · answer #3 · answered by Wandering Sage 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
1-ask for a raise and explain why you need one
2- call your ex
3- try and watch Charlie and the chocolate factory. ( too many colours and things moving, might make you throw up)
4- try to cook a desent meal..i'll taste like rum or vodka...or whatever you were drinking.
2007-02-03 12:07:44 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Write an essay for school and then not have enough time to write another one and then you hand in the drunk one and you don't remember what was in it.
Then the FBI shows up at your house and starts interrogating your whole family. When they leave you get grounded til you graduate.............man....Well - at least you get to be on the news and you are famous.........
2007-02-03 12:02:05 · answer #5 · answered by snowdrop 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lolz. I think Driving is the real problem. But in my case, if I'm intoxiated I "must" stay away from Draik. Save him! 'cause whew! who knows what'll happen... I already love him to death, but I'll go real crazy if I'm drunk (or high).
2007-02-03 12:01:35 · answer #6 · answered by ViCKi!™|` 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would say 1. You could really mess those up and it take a couple weeks for them to grow back
2007-02-03 12:00:14 · answer #7 · answered by little lady 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Driving. For sure!
And making love!
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2007-02-03 11:59:15 · answer #8 · answered by Freesumpin 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i went to a kick boxing class after a few drinks-thought maybe it would be fun-no ididnt drive- but boy it hurt more
2007-02-03 12:00:53 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
talk to your boss.. every year at our work Christmas party we usually end up punching our boss when drinking. it's the only time we can get away with it..lol
2007-02-03 12:01:33 · answer #10 · answered by ♥ ltlsunny ♥ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋