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The USA is first to respond to anyone in the world in need. hmmmmmmm....

2007-02-03 03:36:42 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in News & Events Current Events

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That is a question I would really really liked to see answered, and why is the US always expected to help Everyone -- as soon as they suffer a disaster, and then we are so criticised.

2007-02-03 03:44:36 · answer #1 · answered by taraloti 2 · 3 0

That's because most of the rest of the world is jealous of our lifestyle and don't give a damn about Americans unless we are in their countries spending tourist dollars. I kinda like Robbin Williams plan for America..see below;

Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan... what we need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message. (Hard to argue with this logic!)

I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for peace. So, here's one plan:

1. The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Tojo, Noriega, Milosovich and the rest of those 'good ole boys.' We will never "interfere" again.

2. We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany, South Korea and the Philippines. They don't want us there. We would station our troops at all US borders. No more will anyone sneak through holes in the fence.

3. All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported to France immediately, regardless of who or where they are. France should welcome them.

4. All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless given a special permit. No one from a terrorist nation would be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers who won't speak English.

5. No "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't attend classes, or they get a "D" and it's back home baby! Never to Return.

6. The US will make a strong effort to become self -sufficient energy wise. This will include developing non-polluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while.

7. Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go some place else. They can go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling up their storage sites would be enough.)

8. If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them is stolen or given to the army. The people who need it most get very little, if anything.

9. Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island some place! We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.

10. All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer.


Now, ain't that a winner of a plan.

The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying 'Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, “You want a piece of me?”


If you agree with the above forward it to friends

2007-02-03 03:54:31 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Because it was just that....a tornado. Since when do we ever need help with tornado's? I mean they get them all the time in tornado ally.

If anything it should be a compliment. They go to us for help but maybe they don't feel like they could possibly help us.

2007-02-03 03:49:13 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Yeah, where is Iran throwing relief like we do when they have earthquakes? What about Sri Lanka and Thailand? The whole world is so quick to question us, but even quicker to beg for our help.

2007-02-03 03:43:46 · answer #4 · answered by Damn Good Dawg 3 · 1 0

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