Help! I think the onions and mushrooms are plotting to take over the kitchen. What ever shall I do?

Answer 1

step calmly away from the knives, think of pretty things like puppies, floral meadows and roses........

Answer 2

Here's how to slay some of those onions and mushrooms and have a tasty meal in the process!

Dice one of those pesky onions and slice a box of mushrooms. Also slice up a green bell pepper and a pound of beef, you can use round steak or cube steak or a more tender cut...
Also find some garlic and use a couple of cloves or the minced equivalent...
Now put some butter or olive oil in a large skillet. Saute the beef strips until almost done, draining liquid if necessary. Add a little more butter or olive oil and dump all those veggies in, sauteeing until they are soft. Add a teaspoon of salt and a shake of pepper, a couple of good handfuls of grated mozarella cheese, and voila! Greek Pita Filling! Pop open a pita bread, stuff with the warm beef mixture, top with plain yogurt or sour cream, and dig in.

This has been one of our favorite ways to take care of those evil onions and mushrooms for about twenty years!
Enjoy!

Answer 3

Ask the garlic for help or threaten them with some olive oil, salt and pepper.

Answer 4

Simple:wolk them in spicey wokoil.
Then serve them with white and wild rice.
Yummy.

Answer 5

Get out the pepper spray, they will back right down. =)

Answer 6

also watch out for the celery and green peppers

Answer 7

Tell your potatos to keep their eyes peeled.

Answer 8

bring out the tomatoes and lettuce!!

Answer 9

ha, that sucks, but both foods are discusting

Answer 10

flush them down the toilet.