I fancy this bird but she has a boyfriend. I know I'm better than him in all departments and realise that if I did manage to break up their 5 year relationship - she'd ultimately be thankful.
Please help. I know you're on my side.
2007-02-03 02:01:25 · 29 answers · asked by ? 5 in Family & Relationships ➔ Other - Family & Relationships
You should ring his house when she is there (dont; forget to mask your number!). If she answers, hang up immediately. Do this for several weeks to make her suspicious. Then, break into his car (there is advice on the internet on how to do this) and leave a pair of women's panties in the very back of the glove compartment. Finally, when his washing is hanging out, spray it lightly with perfume. He will think it's just a new formula of fabric conditioner, but she will know it's perfume! This should cause enough doubt, suspicion and argument for her to walk out feeling cheated. Then you step in with the "shoulder to cry on". Good luck mate.
2007-02-03 07:37:33 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-05-05 22:43:23 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's kind of selfish and arrogant to want to mess with someone eles's 5 year relationship because YOU think you're better. Be mature and leave her alone. Find your own bird.
How would YOU feel if some bloke started messing with YOUR 5-year relationship? (or 1-year, or 2-year, or whatever!)
Get your mind right and be more mature about this.
2007-02-03 02:08:44 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Anything you do to try to break up their relationship for selfish reasons would only make you look bad. Come to think of it, what departments are you "better than him" in? The morals and ethics department? You're better off just making yourself available, and not actively trying to break them up. That way, if they DO break up, there you are!
2007-02-03 02:05:31 · answer #4 · answered by Bad Kitty! 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No. You'd just be "rebound guy" and eventually she'd go back to him. She'd never stay with you.
Five years is a long time to be in a relationship so he's definately doing something right.
2007-02-03 02:06:34 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Interfering with a 5 year relationship could leave everyone out in the cold.
2007-02-03 02:05:11 · answer #6 · answered by kyghostchaser2006 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry she would not still be in a relationship of 5 years if she did not love him.You will be better off finding some one else.Good Luck
2007-02-03 02:07:51 · answer #7 · answered by Ollie 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry mate your out of order on this one. The girl you are talking about is the only person who is entitled to say what or who is best for her.
Your coming across as a bit of a legend in your own mind.
2007-02-03 02:08:42 · answer #8 · answered by Anchor Cranker 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Be patient and wait to see what happens.If she is happy ,there is nothing you can do .If she is unhappy ,you could perhaps be a friend in her hour of need ,but I think you may be disappointed in your hopes.Only they can break up their relationship how long are you willing to wait ?.Make your own friends and enjoy life you never know your wish may come true!!!!
2007-02-03 02:09:22 · answer #9 · answered by Lindsay Jane 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
5 year relationship.... that could be EXTREMELY difficult, unless she's already been thinking about it. And even then she may not be ready to date soon after. That's a tough one to crack, but if you really have himbeat then just stick around, and hang out... maybe she'll see it, if not then there's not much you can do.
2007-02-03 02:04:21 · answer #10 · answered by Wsdm 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋