2007-02-03 00:09:33 · 7 answers · asked by kittana! 2 in Arts & Humanities ➔ Philosophy
Why did the two blondes freeze to death at the Drive-IN? They went to see "Closed for the Winter".
2007-02-03 11:10:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"We have yet to grow out of the infantile disorder of God and belief in some almighty deity. Yet in our own wisdom, all we can find to replace such a being, would either be just as or more ludicrous, or would have more negative implications than the crutch we call God. Would it then be wiser to believe nothing, and instead, question everything? Seemingly so, but it is, admittedly, difficult to go through life with no leg to stand on."
I found this very funny. Wonder if anyone will.
2007-02-03 09:22:04 · answer #2 · answered by Loki Scylla 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
One day a man went to an auction. While there, he bid on a parrot. He really wanted this bird, so he got caught up in the bidding. He kept on bidding, but kept getting outbid, so he bid higher and higher and higher.
Finally, after he bid way more than he intended, he won the bid - the parrot was his at last! As he was paying for the parrot, he said to the Auctioneer, "I sure hope this parrot can talk. I would hate to have paid this much for it, only to find out that he can't talk!"
"Don't worry." said the Auctioneer, "He can talk. Who do you think kept bidding against you?"
2007-02-03 09:27:13 · answer #3 · answered by mario 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is funny that there are NO psychic lottery winners.
If a psychic is supposed to be able to foretell the future, why can't they see six little numbers? Why can't they all go to Vegas and choose the winners before they win?
2007-02-03 08:29:19 · answer #4 · answered by damndirtyape212 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I imagine you like jokes. Right? Here's one just for you and if you want to pass it around, go ahead.
Do you know who Darth Vader is?
Did you know that he has a sister?
Her name is ELIE-VATOR.
2007-02-03 10:20:45 · answer #5 · answered by Double J 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Knock, Knock.
Who's there??
Control Freak. Now you say, Control Freak who??
2007-02-03 08:34:21 · answer #6 · answered by Pink Rose 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Two goldfish in a tank.
First goldfish says to second goldfish "How do you drive this then?"
2007-02-03 09:06:35 · answer #7 · answered by the_lipsiot 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋