I won a small amount of money on the National lottery and tried to buy half a dozen Christians. When I went to my local church the deacon said he had sold out of Christians and that the church was giving away religious Goldfish instead. where will it end?
2007-02-02 23:17:52 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Other - Cultures & Groups
I am not a Christian and I think u are very very rude!!!!!
From a female Muslim
2007-02-02 23:22:08 · answer #1 · answered by nanoosha 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That issue was resolved by God's pact with Noah: where God has given up hope on the human race and issued a new covenant: Kill one another, eat one another! (Please notice Noah's response: a drunken barbecue on the mountain resort with the wife and kids!) Ham, of course, is a fast learner, and immediately gets a piece of the action by attempting to blackmail
his parents, and Noah retaliates by cursing Ham's son...go figure!
So, here is painted a pretty picture of the first dysfunctional priesthood, with Noah as the chief chef, a.k.a. 'priest'! What most people miss, of course, is the little known clause in the contract that stipulates vengeance for shed blood, and the murder of God's creatures...Now, were are my knives and tongs?
2007-02-03 07:40:50 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
It is not good to speak with lack of respect. Unfortunately the world lives under a shroud of darkness, until the LORD delivers those who are deemed worthy for service. Animals will be replaced by Christians, meaning those who defile themselves with ungodlly lust, premeditated murders and rapist unrepentant in heart, porn stars and child molesters etc etc. it is not the person but the SIN. Pray, and join the winning team.
2007-02-03 07:40:20 · answer #3 · answered by DODO 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
No, Christians are not worried that they will be replaced with animals. Satisfied?
Now why don't you quit your day job and try to make it as a stand-up comic? You'd be a huge hit with the types who get a kick out of sitting in an audience and serving as the butt of mean-spirited humor.
2007-02-03 07:32:54 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Seems to me that you're the one who's worried. You've got absurd questions and comments about Americans, Christians, Muslims... What's your problem? What are you afraid of?
2007-02-03 07:23:03 · answer #5 · answered by oaxaca_so_long 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Are trees worried they will be replaced by trainers?
Well this question makes as much sense as yours does.
2007-02-03 09:32:14 · answer #6 · answered by anna 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
NO
2007-02-03 07:21:58 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋