My girlfriend and I decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way , my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend ? She was a dream!
I was very happy ...however, there was only one thing that bothered me a lot : It was about my mother-in-law to be. She was a career woman, smart, beautiful and sexy, who sometimes flirted with me, quite obviously too, and made me feel uncomfortable.
One day, she called me and asked me to come over to check the invitations. .. So I went... She was alone...she sat next to me , whispered in my ear that she had strong feelings and desires for me , then asked me bluntly to make love to her , just once , before I tie the knot with her daughter.
I was in total shock , and couldn't say a word.
" I'll go to the bedroom, if you are up to it come and get me " she said .
I was in total shock . I couldn't say a word , but couldn't help
watching her delicious behind as she went up the stairs.
I stood there for a moment , then turned
2007-02-02 22:28:48 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
around and went to the front door... I opened it , and stepped out of the house....Her husband was waiting outside , he hugged me and said ,with tears in his eyes:
"we are very happy ...you passed our little test.... we couldn't hope for a better man for our daughter.... Welcome to the family ".
Lesson Learned
Always keep your condoms in your car.
2007-02-02 22:29:06 · update #1
wow - tricky and clever ....if this is true !!
Be careful - u dont want to marry in to a sneaky too clever family !
Made me laugh ...thanks
2007-02-02 22:37:27 · answer #1 · answered by SARAH♫☼ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
8
2007-02-03 06:35:13 · answer #2 · answered by Me 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
9 out of 10
2007-02-03 06:34:28 · answer #3 · answered by nanoosha 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A classic, but always a good one, 10 out of 10.
2007-02-03 06:36:23 · answer #4 · answered by Javy 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd have to give it a 7 out of 10. It was pretty funny.
2007-02-03 06:34:51 · answer #5 · answered by GreyGHost29 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it already but i still think it's funny so grading is if we do it fom 1 to 10 i'd have to say 7 or 8
2007-02-03 06:32:53 · answer #6 · answered by Jellyfish 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its ok it kind of lagged but its ok.. on a scale of 1-10 i would give it a 7
2007-02-03 06:32:42 · answer #7 · answered by Denny O 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
8/10 not bad for this time on a saturday morning!
2007-02-03 06:40:27 · answer #8 · answered by ♠ Merlin ♠ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Old joke, only usually its the sister not the mom. 5/10
2007-02-03 06:33:17 · answer #9 · answered by Bean62960 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard that one before... classic!! I like it
2007-02-03 06:31:47 · answer #10 · answered by Wsdm 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋