I ate the can opener what do i do now? i cant open any of my cans in my entire house! and i cant go to the store to buy any at the moment because its late at night and i need this can opener to open up a can of soup or something, anything to eat!
i cant order out either so dont suggest that!
2007-02-02 16:23:49 · 28 answers · asked by xrandomnessx 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Swallow the can and hope it open in your stomach. If not, too bad.
2007-02-02 16:26:14 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
If you ate the can opener, then biting into a can of soup, should be no problem for you.
2007-02-03 00:29:37 · answer #2 · answered by kayboff 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Look, you just ate the can opener, you can't possibly be hungry! Now go to bed and wait for breakfast like the rest of us do after we have had our dinner!
2007-02-03 00:28:22 · answer #3 · answered by Maple Leaf 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Eat something thats not in a can
Why did you eat the can opener?
2007-02-03 00:26:55 · answer #4 · answered by Proud GF of Marine 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If you're able to eat a can opener, you can probably just eat the whole can of soup too.
2007-02-03 00:27:10 · answer #5 · answered by Be Still and know He's God 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Pray that it comes out without tearing your insides. You can always use a rock to beat it open like the old days. Ah, memories.
2007-02-03 00:26:43 · answer #6 · answered by Foxalot 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Well if your still hungry after eating the can opener, why not taste the toaster, or maybe sample some silverware
2007-02-03 00:28:10 · answer #7 · answered by Jessica 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well if you ate the can opener you should be full....
But if necessary open a BOX of mac & cheese
No can opener necessary.
2007-02-03 00:27:41 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
OK, OK!! Calm down. You need to call 911 right now! They might have a can-opener at the police station..
HAHA! i loved how it was like "I have a serious question!?"!! lol. that was funny! i gave you a star!
2007-02-03 00:31:12 · answer #9 · answered by in_myownxx 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It will come out in the end.(drink a bottle of laxatives) ya know like the movie Dumb and Dumber.
2007-02-03 00:28:16 · answer #10 · answered by Backwoods Barbie 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What did they use to open cans b4 can openers were invented. I believe it was a knife. Just use a knife to open the can.
2007-02-03 00:30:40 · answer #11 · answered by Thumper 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋