would you trade her/him in?
2007-02-02 16:15:29 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
On the hardware side,
1. A smaller hard drive and RAM so she doesn't remember my "faults" 20 years back.
2. A processor with higher clock speed to reach faster decision during shopping
3. Very important, the switch is missing because can't turn her off.
On the software side,
1. put in a proper OS that doesn't use fuzzy logic -- maybe is not answer.
2. A word processor to deliver processed sentences that reflect what she has in mind and delete words that men don't understand
3. A spreadsheet program has been missing because she spends more dollars running around to save a few cents.
4. A different photo management program that de-emphasized her sense of color matching so a decision can be reached.
5. A anti- virus program and firewall to block the bugs and viruses she got from her friends
6. AI (artificial intelligence) program that questions with multiple choices do come with correct answers
7. To supplement #1 on the hardware side, self-run Clean Disk program to rid of useless and old files permanently
Should do it.
2007-02-02 17:03:08 · answer #1 · answered by Sir Richard 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Every spouse comes with an exchange policy... It's called "divorce and start over". I'm still married to mine - that means, there's no reason for us to be "trading" each other in!
2007-02-02 16:24:10 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Exchange?? I can see the "EX" in change, but the change part, we keep on doing, daily. If we didn't change we would be dull and boring. If we can no longer exchange ideas and thoughts amicably, then it's time to move on.
2007-02-02 17:46:58 · answer #3 · answered by soozemusic 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
too many to list
1. drastic change in faith
2. drastic change in apperance
3. New information (criminal record etc that was not disclosed)
4. Crazy inlaws
5. Change in sex drive
6. Defective model (erectile disfunction etc), not able to have kids/doesnt want kids (if a woman)
2007-02-02 16:27:20 · answer #4 · answered by kissmymiddlefinger 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
right now, in a heartbeat. Didn't realize I got the chamelion woman. as soon as we got married it was a whole new ballgame. been putting up with this crap for too long. as I say, "who wants a ten year old anything?"
2007-02-02 16:26:41 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
good question i like it, i sometimes wish my kids came with one,lol. i wouldn't we fight and are never on the same page but at the end of the day i am madly in love.
2007-02-02 16:24:28 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Improper sexual fit.
You are smokin on the questions tonight, Dude!
2007-02-02 16:23:02 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
if he wasn't the person he portrayed during dating period. if he lied about things repeatedly. or if he didn't match the drapes and carpet.
2007-02-02 16:25:52 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
None. He's a keeper.
2007-02-02 16:19:16 · answer #9 · answered by tooyoung2bagrannybabe 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋