I put in 5 years of hard work for my former employer but we got a new boss last year and I often heard him make jokes around the water cooler about 'that damned Home Sapien and his 'mitochondria'.
Well first off I have been tested and I am ONE HUNDRED PERCENT mitochondria free, and secondly it really isn't any of that jerk's business whether I am a homo sapien or not.
I am not one of those greedy people who just sues to get rich, but I would like to know if I have any legal options to put this big monkey in his place???
2007-02-02 15:50:44 · 13 answers · asked by ? 4 in Politics & Government ➔ Law & Ethics
Primate law is complicated. Get yourself a good lawyer,.homo habilis or higher.
2007-02-02 15:57:16 · answer #1 · answered by October 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
As long as you were not masticating on the clock, then I think you are with in your rights to sue.
Nothing worse than seeing a homo sapien masticating at work. Gross!!
And, to Cookies answer: Um, those of us giving legal advice got the joke, and were just adding to it. Get off your high horse, and grow a sense of humor. I'm willing to bet you are single, and will be for a while.
2007-02-03 00:03:24 · answer #2 · answered by ? 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, there is no legal recouse as I checked out your employer's bylaws and there is a 5 and a half year probationary time where they can fire you for any reason. You want us all to mail him a booger?
2007-02-06 05:43:01 · answer #3 · answered by turtle girl 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think you have a right to send a robot to that employer to be considered for the job.
2007-02-03 00:06:28 · answer #4 · answered by saddlesore 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you were fired under the excuse of sexual orientation then you have a discrimination lawsuit you can always file...
2007-02-03 00:08:34 · answer #5 · answered by no one here gets out alive 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you were fired for being a homosapien then you must be from the old T.V. show "V".
2007-02-06 11:25:04 · answer #6 · answered by Chris 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are the perfect canidate for a species change.
2007-02-03 00:06:50 · answer #7 · answered by batmango66 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
u need to find a libtard judge. then emphasize the Homo part.
u should have no problem. ill represent you.
and thats a memo
2007-02-02 23:59:48 · answer #8 · answered by call me ishmael #549 1 · 1⤊ 2⤋
I don't think you have a chance in Hell.. the animal kingdom rules.
2007-02-03 00:00:20 · answer #9 · answered by Rebel-X 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hire a good lawyer and both of you will be rich because of this case.
2007-02-02 23:54:04 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋