What do you think happens when we die?

Answer 1

First they put us in the fridge naked along side others and a bucket of hodge podge parts left over from the surgery department (no telling what's in there). Then some guy pulls us out and hands us over to "the suits". They move us to thier gurney and cover us with a "respectable" reusable covering that has probably never been washed. Then it's off for a ride to the funeral home. They move us to another fridge and remove the cover...gotta use it again. They take us out and put us on a cold metal table and cut down some viens and pump in some embalming fluid (that's gotta sting). Then it's back in the fridge. They pull us out again so they can "prepare us". to be seen. They pop cotton balls in our eye sockets and glue the lids shut...sometimes they have to sew them. Then they stuff our cheeks and crazy glue our lips shut. Then back to the fridge I(at least now we have a sheet over our naked bodies. Oh I almost forgot the enema and sealing the anal cavity thing...apparently we pass gas without warning so they take care of this for us (nice guys...interesting career path). After the fridge again, maybe someone has brought us cloths. They take your favorite outfit and cut it up and put it on you like a hospital gown...with your butt (nicely packed) hanging out. back to the fridge. They pull you out again and it's glamour time! Someone with a big Mary Kay makeup kit makes you look "lifelike". Someone also does something with your hair (aside...what would they do to trump..lol) Back to the fridge until visitation day. On visitation day they put you in a box and display you like some fancy buffet at a hotel. Everyone who wants to make an appearance shows up and gawks one last time (like watching a car wreck...they're thinking "that's what a body looks like", but saying "goodbye, I'm going to miss you buddy"). Later it's back in the fridge till the church service. At the church service, the damn lid is closed so it's dark. But it's OK ...cause you can take a nap and everyone will think your paying attention. Then you're off for your last car ride but this time you don't have to drive or be bothered with your cell phone. The car ride isn't as much fun as it used to be because it's disorienting being in the long box in the dark. After being unloaded and tossed about like a box of crackers, they set your box on some stand and all you can hear is murmers, cause' the lid is closed on the box. Then the murmers stop and it gets quiet...real quiet. Then you hear the power tools and heavy equiptment and loud male voices laughing and carrying on about last nights game and how some sorry *** didn't get laid. This is the last conversation you hear so you actually enjoy it. Then it's down into a hole into a cement vault that looks remarkably like a septic tank. You chuckle and they close the lid and the power tools put the dirt over your box until there is no sound, no light, and an ever increasing feeling that you are cold and alone. Then the bacteria start to work on your tissues and body fuids leak out everywhere even your well packed butt. You lie in this nasty stuff as it molds and putrifies around you. You can't move or anything and it is sooo dark. The smell would have to be unbelievable in this small space. Eventually, the stuff dries up and there is nothing left but bones, dusty stuff, and some dried up tissue that the embalming fluid preserved like beef jerkey (only I wouldn't eat it ...I imagine it's not very tasty). And you wait....and wait.....and wait!

Personaly I would rather be creamated.....a whole lot less drama!

Answer 2

When I die, others will still be alive getting on with their lives. Perhaps I'd like to think some may mourn my demise, but that will depend on what I did in life. When I die, I shall be no more, so I won't be conscious and therefore I won't be in a position to know what happens following my death. So there is no point worrying about it.

Answer 3

A more important question might be: How did this end up in the Games & Recreation category?

But I digress...

I believe that when we die we either come back as zombies/ghosts or we are turned into Soylent Green. Either outcome would be super cool.

Answer 4

Reincarnation.

Answer 5

You are resurrected. you are able to see your loved ones that have passed on. And if you are righteous in this life, then recieve exaltation.

Answer 6

You'll probably get different answers from people who have different beliefs about death, heaven, hell, afterlife etc.

Answer 7

I believe we go to heaven!

Answer 8

go to haven