My hubby asked if I was gonna plant the silk ficus tree in the living room before it grew through the ceiling! He thought it was real!
2007-02-02 14:55:03 · 29 answers · asked by ♥Pretty♥ ♥Kitty♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
"Are you asleep?"
2007-02-02 14:58:00 · answer #1 · answered by 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
During Civil War reenactments when it's like 90 degrees out people ask "Are those uniforms hot?" HELLO, it's 90 freakin degrees out here and I'm in a wool uniform - do you think it's hot?!?! Maybe you could take a clue from the fact that I'm sweating like a pig and my face is as red as a turnip! As Bill Engvall would say..."here's your sign".
2007-02-02 23:00:52 · answer #2 · answered by DGS 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hehe Too many things to name (that is confusing, Dave s). Most recent...my apartment complex told me they had storage...said I could put my empty boxes there...but I had to put on my own lock. I was like why? Is someone gonna steal my empty boxes? Has this become a problem? Do people call the cops to report someone broke into their storage and stole...boxes?? Heck if they need 'em that bad...they can have them! lol
2007-02-03 05:19:56 · answer #3 · answered by tuxgal3 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I had a client that I done home care for and I was putting up her christmas tree I had just dug out of her closet. she came off and said I'm not to sure but am I suppose to water that. I guess it was stupid but more funny. but I really felt sorry for her.
2007-02-02 22:59:15 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
"Let go."
Thirty-five hundred feet over the state of Alabama. My jumpmaster, February 14, 1987, said this to me as I clung to the wing strut of a plane before my first and ONLY static line parachute jump.
I let go, so I was even stupider.
2007-02-02 23:00:25 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Not stupid, but confused the hell out of me.
One night my wife and I were about to go shopping. She left the house first and I left a couple of minutes later. We always kept the car locked back then, and I had the keys, so I expected her to be waiting next to the car. I didn't see her and thought she went back in the house.
The driver's door was locked, so I used the key to get in. To my surprise, she was already in the car. The conversation went something like this:
"I could have sworn I locked your door."
"You did."
"How did you get in?"
"I'm not in the car."
"What???"
"The doors were locked. I'm not in the car."
2007-02-02 23:22:37 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
This wasn't said to me but my brothers ex gf had her hair dyed in stripes like every color of the rainbow and someone came up to her and asked if she dyed her hair.
2007-02-02 23:00:30 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahahaha thats funny !!!
the stupidest thing i have heard would have to be:my mom looked at the calendar one day and thought kwanzaa was a muslim hoilday and pronouced it all wrong.
2007-02-02 23:01:57 · answer #8 · answered by Kendra 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
please dont laugh too loud
i recently had my purse stolen so i had to replace everything that was in there from my drivers licsence to my social security card.
i get up to tell the lady that my purse was recently stolen and i need to pay for a replacement drivers liscence. she turned to me with a look of amazement in her eyes and said,"Do you have an ID with you???"
2007-02-02 23:00:45 · answer #9 · answered by short fat white girl 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
It was my best friend and she was so stoned (the 70's mind you) that she introduced herself to me. I laughed so hard after the initial shock!!!!!
2007-02-02 22:58:42 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
my boyfriend thought skirts and dresses were the same thing
it was cute though.
or when some women came up to me on the streets b.itching about mexicans . . . when I'm mexican. I just told her I'm mexican and she jogged off.
2007-02-02 22:58:00 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋