how can i get him to stop this lude act...???
2007-02-02 13:29:59 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
if your pet monkey is anything like my pet cactus then it will never learn to behave itself. your best bet is trying to trade your monkey for some shiny marbles at a local school council meeting.
2007-02-02 18:09:51 · answer #1 · answered by Circlometry™³ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lewd and it's natural. Unlike the diaper.
2007-02-02 13:31:30 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dont make him wear a diaper
2007-02-02 13:32:52 · answer #3 · answered by Dairy Fairy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stick a cork in his monkey butt, then he won't have anything to root around in.
2007-02-02 13:32:49 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
just stare and watch. my cat sometimes licks her butt when i'm around, and she'll see me looking, and stop. if this doesn't work, take off the damn diaper, and stop caring if he pisses and craps all over the place!
2007-02-02 14:54:46 · answer #5 · answered by Sweetness24 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's built into his mainframe he calls a brain, either he's searching for "something" to fling at you or he's itching x.x
2007-02-02 13:32:32 · answer #6 · answered by HawkEye™ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do you want me to spank your monkey
2007-02-03 14:28:24 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Darn monkey...make him stop...yelk !!!!
2007-02-02 13:31:35 · answer #8 · answered by Betty Boop 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
call 1800-spank-my-monkey
2007-02-02 13:32:12 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
just leave him alone i bet you everyone thinks he is cute! arent i right!
2007-02-02 13:32:39 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋