"Hello, is this here the Sheriff's Office?"
"Yes. What can I do for you?"
"I'm calling to report my neighbor, Virgil Smith. He's drillin' holes
in his farwood and hiding marijuana inside!"
"Thank you very much for the call, sir."
The next day, the Sheriff & his deputies descend on Virgil's house. They
search the shed where the firewood is kept.
Using axes, they split every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They
sneer at Virgil and leave.
The phone rings at Virgil's house. "Hey, Virgil! This here is Wes.
Did the Sheriff come?"
"Yeah!"
"Did they split yer farwood?"
"Yep!"
"Happy Birthday, buddy!"
2007-02-02 13:21:11 · 19 answers · asked by cmssko 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Its cute..but not as cute as you are sweetie.
2007-02-02 13:25:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
that is the dumbest joke ive ever heard in my life you just wasted my time
2007-02-02 21:25:34 · answer #2 · answered by verom83 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's how we do things here in Alabama!
2007-02-02 21:28:04 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha
thats funny
2007-02-02 21:24:56 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha clever
2007-02-02 21:24:27 · answer #5 · answered by BetsyLauren 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao
2007-02-02 21:24:09 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
wow
2007-02-02 21:24:33 · answer #7 · answered by Dairy Fairy 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO, very nice!
2007-02-02 21:24:52 · answer #8 · answered by Chaos 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not realistic.
2007-02-02 21:24:15 · answer #9 · answered by Carol R 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
very cute :)
2007-02-02 21:26:17 · answer #10 · answered by sara123 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋