Ever get Mr Winkey caught in a metal zipper? My trooper carries several scars from drunken attempts to get free. Is there a sure fire way to attain freedom and escape without injury?
2007-02-02 11:20:02 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health ➔ Men's Health
The next time u drink, put on some underwear!
You got 2 protect Mr. Winkey at all costs!
2007-02-02 11:31:13 · answer #1 · answered by Sam L 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Mr winkey has many Nemesis. He always seems to break free. Velcro or sweatpants may help. I have never had the misfortune, but the best I can think of would be to cut the zipper out, get pliers on either piece (of the zipper), and pull in opposite directions. They have safety switches in car trunks now. If you get stuck inside, you pull the switch and it opens. I think they should have the same for zippers.
2007-02-03 07:33:30 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
The first thing that comes to my mind is that you go commando.You either don't like wearing underwear or you just can't be bothered.To stop catching ''Mr winkey'' in your zipper,you will either have to start wearing underwear or get rid of your trousers that are zip-ups and replace them with tracksuit bottoms or pull-on trousers and that way you will save poor ''mr winkey'' from the ''clutches'' of the ''notorious'' zipper.Remember,Mr Winkey is too precious,so everything must be done to keep him from harm.
2007-02-02 12:29:18 · answer #3 · answered by babyface miller 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
GET CIRCUMCIZED
I bet he has a foreskin, as this USED to happen to me when I had one - painful ouch. I bet the guy who said he'd never heard of that happening before is circumcized as are most guys in the U.S.
I got circumcized as an adult rather reluctantly at age 28 for medical reasons. Up til I got circumcized I rather liked my foreskin and if I had've read of all the anti circ crap on the net today I probably wouldn't have got it done. Believe me it is one of the best things I've ever done.
It was a hard decision at the time coz all the guys in both my family and my ex girlfriends family ALL had their foreskins.
My girlfriend at the time said she liked my foreskin but after getting circed I got both oral and handjobs more and then she admitted she'd had both uncirced & circed partners and preferred circ partners. Mind you she only admitted this AFTER I got circumcized.
My ex also said most except one preferred circumcized penises, this was discussed just before I got circed.
My girlfriend commented that it felt BIGGER - we both reasoned this not logical but coz of less skin & tighter made the penis feel bigger.
My ex also commented she would get her boy circed if she had one.
Benefits are
No foreskin caught in zippers
No smegma [cheesey substance that builds up under the foreskin}
No smell - I used to quickly smell and that was only 1/2 an hour AFTER washing underneath the foreskin
I can now pee straight
orgasms more intense
I now enjoy both oral & handjobs where as before they were too painful as the head of my penis always had moisture on it from the foreskin covering it.
No pubes get caught inbetween the foreskin.
I am still as sensitive and still gets lots of satisfaction. My only regrets are not getting it done younger & not getting it done a bit tighter as I have a loose cut with a bit of skin just behind the base of my penis.
So get circumcized as this will let your winkey escape from the zippers and the foreskin.
2007-02-03 07:04:47 · answer #4 · answered by Chris L 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
mr.winkey...lol....wear gym shorts or wear underwear so that your dick does not get caught . never really heard of this happening, to free "mr.winkey" pool the zipper of the pants apart like if your bookbag gets to much stuff in it the zipper comes apart.
2007-02-02 11:54:36 · answer #5 · answered by Tim 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You really need to invest in some pull-on pants or sweatpants for when you go drinking.
2007-02-02 11:33:17 · answer #6 · answered by Basil 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Reduce the booze
2007-02-02 12:09:46 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wear button fly or sweatpants.
2007-02-02 15:09:03 · answer #8 · answered by lady2 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dude....ive been totally wasted before and STILL never got it caught....i thought this only happend to ben stiller cuz NOONE i know has EVER had this happen to them!
2007-02-02 11:23:24 · answer #9 · answered by mich_teddybear 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
buy some drawers and cut back on the alchy
2007-02-02 12:05:10 · answer #10 · answered by hotrod111075 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋