English Deutsch Français Italiano Español Português 繁體中文 Bahasa Indonesia Tiếng Việt ภาษาไทย
All categories

8 answers

Drown it with water

joke

i'd capture it with a humane trap then feed it to my mates snake

2007-02-10 06:21:23 · answer #1 · answered by I'm Just Me 3 · 0 0

Since this is in the GAME category, perhaps you would like a few fun answers. : c )

(1) If you are a rodent of the opposite sex, see if i(s)he would like to play house!

(2) If you are a cat, catch it quick, let it go, chase it around, whack it randomly with your paws, and generally have a great time.

(3) If you are the mother of a child in middle school, walk into your child's room, and say, "Joke over. Come get your fake rodent out of the tub!". That should take care of the problem.

(4) If you are a bit crazy, bring it some cheese. Then, capture it, keep it for a pet, and make sure to take it to the vet for immunizatins and an exam.

(5) If you are a pessimist, look out for the snake who let it get away! It could crawl up the drain at any time! (Don't really worry--This has been known to happen in apartment buildings, but is maybe as probable as getting struck by lightning.)

(6) If you are playing Mousetrap, point out that the rodents don't belong in the bathtub -- they belong on the board!

2007-02-02 10:30:55 · answer #2 · answered by Asking&Receiving 3 · 0 0

Lock up that bathroom so that it can't go anywhere else in the house. Make a plan to trap it and/or kill it. Actually don't kill it yourself, it'll get too messy. Call for some back up. Then sterilize your bathroom as if you were a germaphobe.

2007-02-10 07:33:53 · answer #3 · answered by Violet 3 · 0 0

Are you serious? Well, if your house is a pig pen, clean it. If not, beat the critter with a broom and then clean it up.

2007-02-02 10:00:37 · answer #4 · answered by Junior's Gal 3 · 0 0

Kill it and then clean the bathroom and then the whole house.

2007-02-10 04:24:05 · answer #5 · answered by JT 2 · 0 0

uh... you kill it. put a mouse trap in your bathtub and wait

2007-02-09 10:52:47 · answer #6 · answered by Beth 1 · 0 0

nip downstairs go to the shed get a hammer and paste the bugger (unless you want to keep him)

2007-02-07 21:43:39 · answer #7 · answered by ♬DяυммєяBωσιιTσzєя♬ 2 · 0 0

clean behind it's ears well

2007-02-08 07:08:18 · answer #8 · answered by aabbcc 3 · 0 0

fedest.com, questions and answers