write somethin 2 make me laugh!?

Answer 1

Two guys walk into a gay bar and say, " Hey taharniegsi, what's up?!" HAHA!! J/K but maybe it made you laugh!!

Answer 2

A man walks into a bar and sits down at the far end. He reaches into a suitcase and places a small piano and stool on the bar next to him. The bartender approaches him and says ''What'll it be?''. Just then a miniature man about a foot tall climbs out of the suitcase and up on the bar. The guy says ''I'll have a double scotch and the little guy will have a beer.'' The bartender returns with the drinks and watches in amazement as the little man sips his beer and begins playing the piano. Seemingly oblivious the first guy orders another round. The bartender notices that this guy looks extremely unhappy. After about an hour, and a few more rounds the bartender says to the guy ''Mister, I can't help but notice your friend playing the piano, in fact it's the most amazing thing I've ever seen! Where did you get this guy?'' So the man begins to tell the bartender that old tale of how he was walking down the beach one day and found a genie's lamp and how after he rubbed it a genie appeared and granted him a wish. After listening to this story the bartender says ''That's incredible! It's awesome, you are so lucky,with a piano player that's only a foot tall, you could be rich! But I don't understand, why are you so down in the dumps?'' To wit, the man replied ''You don't understand, I wished for a 12 inch penis.

Answer 3

You did not say please but I will forgive you and provide just one joke.

Fifty-one years ago, Ephriam James, a North Carolina mountain man, was drafted by the Army.

On his first day in basic training, the Army issued him a comb. That afternoon the Army barber sheared off all his hair.
On his second day, the Army issued Herman a toothbrush. That afternoon the Army dentist yanked seven of his teeth.
On the third day, the Army issued him a jock strap, The Army has been looking for Ephriam for 51 years.

Answer 4

Squirrell walked into a bar and asked the bar person for a drink and the barman said ''no you've had too much to drink already. The squirrell left and came back two min.. later and the barman said I thought I told you to leave and the squirrell said'' I only came in to ask you for help because Im locked out of my tree..

Answer 5

A friend of mine was at work today and she had to pee, but she couldn't leave her desk because she was on the phone. By the time she got to the bathroom, she REALLY had to go. So she yanked down her pants and commenced peeing, and about 5 seconds later realized that her thong panties hadn't come down with her pants, and she was peeing on them.

If all that's not bad enough, she called me to tell me what had happened, and went home to change. When she got back to the office, she shot me an email that said, "I'm back at work---with dry panties!" only she hit "reply to all" on an earlier email and also sent the message to my husband and 2 male friends, one of whom she used to date. So now they all know the story of how my friend wet her panties today...and so do you, and all the people online who read this, which is really a niced whipped-cream-and-a-cherry on this story, isn't it?

Answer 6

Q: What do you call 10 blondes at the bottom of a pool?
A: Air Pockets

Answer 7

Once on Oprah, she had a show about Ghosts. She asked if anybody in the audience had seen a ghost, some raised their hands. She asked if anyone had felt like a ghost was near, some others raised their hands. Then she asked, "So has anyone had intimiate contact with a ghost?" and an older gentleman raised his hand. She said "You actually had sex with a ghost?" And he said "Oh, GHOST! I thought you said "GOAT!"

Answer 8

a woman is on a train and the people on there keep making fun of her baby, she goes to the conductor to complain and the conductore says whoa whoa, I'll take care of it, but first here is a banana for your monkey.. Ha Ha.

Answer 9

A mans boat sinks and gets left stranded in the water fighting for his life... a life boat arrives, life gaurd says " hey im here to rescue you"...man "says " nah its ok, GOD will save me.... minutes later another lifeboat arrives, life gaurd says " sir, im her to rescue you lets go"...man says" no its fine, GOD will save me... minutes later the man drowneds and dies... whilst in heaven the man says to god " GOD how come you didnt save me from dieing" god replies" i tried to..., I DID SEND 2 F*CKING LIFE BOATS"

Answer 10

The Colts are going to win the SuperBowl.....


....hey, I thought it was funny!