or any other moves i could use
2007-02-02 08:37:34 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
Begin your punch with a loose fist. Just prior to impact, grip your fist tight. This will cause a natural snapping motion that will deliver a faster, harder impact.
2007-02-02 09:17:06 · answer #1 · answered by oneshortsleeve 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Karate Kid...wax on, wax off.
Also anything by Chuck Norris:
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost
Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.
Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
2007-02-02 08:44:07 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
well knock out probably not with out spending some time in jail but *** whooping,
stand with your feet apart and bounce around reall funny like
muhammad ali-
while bouncing move your hands around like your gonna knock him out,
and while he is wondering what your next move will be
kick him in the ballsack.
i would also like to point out, that the best way to hurt some one long lasting is verbally
it hurts more than any punch, and you usually don't go to jail over it.
i could help you figure out some really good jokes,
like , do you know what tittydo is?
its where your belly sticks out further than your titties do
or booty do,
ps the best thing to do when your pissed off is to watch a comedy , it'll make you laugh and calm down.
kisses and feel better.
2007-02-02 08:41:51 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Practice. Start by knocking out your girlfriend. Then when shes unconscious I will come by and sniff her sexy feet until she wakes up.
We both win.
2007-02-02 08:42:21 · answer #4 · answered by Submit to her Feet 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
you wanna punch not with your arm fully extended when you hit him but about 3/4 fully extended,and aim for directly on the chin..that will get him every time
2007-02-02 08:43:00 · answer #5 · answered by Prostidude 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
baseball bat
2007-02-02 12:08:42 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
upper cut (on the under side of the chin)..nice and hard, good night Vienna
2007-02-02 08:45:43 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
not worth it whatever they done my philosphy is what goes around come around, i wouldnt even bother with knocking them out.
2007-02-02 08:41:41 · answer #8 · answered by missey01_uk 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
not a great idea unless you want to get done for assault. there are other ways of dealing with a problem.
2007-02-02 08:40:55 · answer #9 · answered by L 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
get a baseball bat and hope you do it right the first time or you will probably get your a$H kicked
2007-02-02 08:43:44 · answer #10 · answered by don 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋