2007-02-02 08:19:47 · 24 answers · asked by lurylz 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
er.....if you are asking what I think you are asking, then.....
these answers are freakin' hilarious!!!!!!
yes...go for a RIDE!!!
2007-02-02 13:05:27 · answer #1 · answered by itty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't be earrevernt. Don't spout off things that are earrelevant. Even if the urge is earristible. Keep your eye out for elephants form tusk to dawn. Only a dumbo would want to tangle with one of those beasts. If you need to call long distance you can make a trunk call. I once stopped an elephant from charging by taking away its credit card. Another time I took a photograph of an elephant in my pajamas. What it was doing in my pajamas I will never know.
2007-02-04 23:41:49 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Give it some love...and then ask for a ride. Elephants are your friends ;)
2007-02-02 16:24:41 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Back up slowly till your out of threatening range than take off. FAST!!!
2007-02-02 16:29:33 · answer #4 · answered by ♦Silva64♦ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Poach the tusks for monetary gain.
2007-02-02 16:27:47 · answer #5 · answered by Colt Seavers 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't be rude. Introduce yourself. You say "Good day, sir (or madame) My name is _______. It's a pleasure to make your aquaintance." P.S. Don't make fun of the obvious long, thick, grotesque whiskers protruding out of it's chin. That's rude.
2007-02-02 16:30:29 · answer #6 · answered by comet girl...DUCK! 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Put the bottle down and realize that you have had enough to drink.
2007-02-02 16:25:25 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Give it plenty or room. That doesn't work run like hell! That doesn't work give it peanuts. That doesn't work bend over and kiss your a***s good bye.
2007-02-02 16:24:28 · answer #8 · answered by JUAN FRAN$$$ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stay out of his way, and don't spook him or there could be a trample effect
2007-02-02 16:24:11 · answer #9 · answered by echofayette 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Grab their trunk and put your hand on it. Let them smell you and then, give em something to eat.
2007-02-02 16:23:41 · answer #10 · answered by White 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Give it some peanuts
2007-02-02 16:23:00 · answer #11 · answered by kim_in_craig 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋