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Ummm....ah...well....ya know..this is kinda hard...but us being guys and all...how do I put this.....that was no monkey....that was....Oh geez....Ok...that was Donna. Sometimes she forgets to put her face on in the morning.

2007-02-02 08:10:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

Never an Orangutan, but a ostrich last year chased me

2007-02-02 16:06:00 · answer #2 · answered by little lady 4 · 0 0

Last night.

Wait a minute.... that wasn't an orangutan. That was my husband. Never mind.

2007-02-02 16:06:42 · answer #3 · answered by tinkerbell24 4 · 1 0

Actually it was just a few hours ago, I got in just in time, but I don't know how much longer that door is going to hold, ie keeps pounding on it, and I think it got some homies to back him up!! All I got is a baseball bat!!

2007-02-02 16:06:39 · answer #4 · answered by Lo 4 · 0 0

Well you see, about 2 and a half weeks ago my neighbours oranjutan got out of his cage and terrorized the neighborhood. He didn't catch me, but he caught my homosexual neighbor named Eugene and had at 'er. It was a sad day in Sunnybrook.

2007-02-02 16:08:58 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

06:31:47 • December 17, 1954. My brother didn't make it... I don't like to talk about it.

2007-02-02 16:05:51 · answer #6 · answered by ericscribener 7 · 1 0

Me never but I saw your mom running last night, kicking a can. I asked her what she was doing and she told me trying noy to get f**ked and moving.

2007-02-02 16:07:37 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

August 12th 1997. I remember it well.

2007-02-02 16:05:30 · answer #8 · answered by ♪ ♫Jin_Jur♫ ♥ 7 · 1 0

This morning... No wonder why I got to work early

2007-02-02 16:04:58 · answer #9 · answered by Cubanita 5 · 1 0

LOL Thankfully I can say that hasn't happened to me yet.

2007-02-02 16:05:52 · answer #10 · answered by Ms. Cranky 4 · 0 0

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