How to tell Republicans from Democrats
Democrats buy most of the books that have been banned somewhere. Republicans form censorship committees and read them as a group.
Democrats give their worn out clothes to those less fortunate. Republicans wear theirs.
Democrats name their children after currently popular sports figures, politicians, and entertainers. Republican children are named after their parents or grandparents, according to where the money is.
Republicans tend to keep their shades drawn, although there is seldom any reason why they should. Democrats ought to, but don't.
Republican boys date Democratic girls. They plan to marry Republican girls, but feel that they're entitled to a little fun first.
Democrats make plans and then do something else. Republicans follow the plans their grandfathers made.
Republicans sleep in twin beds--some even in separate rooms. That is why there are more Democrats.
2007-02-02 07:37:05 · 16 answers · asked by Alice G 1 in Politics & Government ➔ Other - Politics & Government
i thought it was funny, and probably more true than not.
interesting how someone's earlier post (kay or something like that?) seems intent on taking it so personally- hey you need to lighten up honey... what makes you think the poster's a republican anyway?
2007-02-02 07:48:23 · answer #1 · answered by belfus 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
the project is Republicans at present in DC are no longer being Republicans. they are basically as undesirable as Democrats. Democrats have become far left. they are socialists now. Neither occasion nationally represents conservatives, that's the biggest balloting block nationally.
2016-11-02 03:46:20 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Question: How many Republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Answer: Four hundred and sixty-two:
Twelve to investigate Clinton's involvement in the failure of the old bulb,
Twenty-three to deregulate the light bulb industry,
Sixteen to cut funding for alternative lighting R&D,
Thirty-four to cut the tax rate on light bulbs,
Fifty-three to design a blockgrant so the states can change the bulb,
Forty-one to talk with defense contractors about night-vision gear instead, and
two hundred and eighty-three to pass a law making it illegal to discuss naked bulbs (or screwing anything) on the Internet
2007-02-02 07:44:38 · answer #3 · answered by truth seeker 7 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Haha. I like the one about shades need to be drawn. That is very true in my democrat house!
2007-02-02 07:40:49 · answer #4 · answered by hubasket 3 · 3⤊ 2⤋
That was weird. It wasn't really that funny.
Both parties suck!
Vote Independent!
2007-02-06 04:54:29 · answer #5 · answered by Marcus 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one
2007-02-02 10:04:36 · answer #6 · answered by paulisfree2004 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Democrats pump out kid after kid, that Republicans have to take care of...
2007-02-02 07:45:59 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
That was funny, republicans can't take a joke. they stink.
2007-02-02 07:46:27 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
I thought you said it was funny? Typical Democrat, promise one thing, deliver another.
2007-02-02 07:41:10 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋
that was so stupid. you probably have little or no education to back up anything that you just said. it is obvious however, that you are a republican.. so go pat UR george bush on the back. because he has accomplished so much!
u r pathetic.
2007-02-02 07:41:01 · answer #10 · answered by Kay 2 · 3⤊ 5⤋