Yeah okay it shoulds bad, but today is my husbands birthday and well it is kind of a family joke. No one in his family celebrates his birthday because of religious reason so every year on his birthday he is a real grouch. My family have made a sort of tradition out of ruinning his bad day, but not by being nice. We say something really mean, or do something realy mean to him so that is is upset about whatever we did and not about the fact it is his birthday and no celebrates...... we always top off the year with a cake and the works the next day, so what are some really mean things i can do to ruin his day.
2007-02-02 07:08:05 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Friends
Be missing.
There is no way he can find or get ahold of you. he comes home to an empty house and a can of beans ont he couter with a note that says "Feed yourself".
I know that it is very mean, but that is what you have asked for
2007-02-02 07:11:47 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Just because HIS family doesn't believe in B-Days doesn't mean YOUR family can't. He obviously wants a celebration, since he's grumpy over it. Give him one! Have a HUGE "Surprise" party! By now I'm sure he knows what you're doing. It probably makes it even worse. Don't ignore his special day, embrace it!!
2007-02-02 07:15:18 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
If you have a sink with a sprayer, put a rubber band around the handle when nobody's looking. This automatically keeps the nozzle in spray-mode. Make sure the nozzle is pointing up and outward. Tell him to check for a leak and he will get a splash!
2007-02-02 07:13:03 · answer #3 · answered by Jet 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
What have you done in the past?
Without any information for the ultimate mean, I would say leave him a Dear John letter and disappear for the day. He will think you left him. The next day you can surprise him with cake!
2007-02-02 07:11:04 · answer #4 · answered by Angie Woods 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Sew his pantlegs at the bottom so he cant get his foot through,.. or,.. Send him a transvestite stripper, I dont get why you want to be mean to him. Why din't you give him a piece of tail, and a new shirt, and then neither will fit, that should piss him off lol
2007-02-02 07:15:23 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Give him a session of a wild and very mean sex, that for sure will upset your husband on his birthday!
2007-02-02 07:14:47 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
take the battery out of his car
cover the toilet seat with syran wrap
shrink his clothes in the washer and dryer for that day
water in a bucket above a half open door
2007-02-02 07:14:36 · answer #7 · answered by colera667 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Leave the house
2007-02-02 07:12:37 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
cheat... but not just any old cheat, sleep with his brother better yet do his dad, i'm sure he'll be crushed then you'll just make up the next day and act as if nothing happened.
2007-02-02 07:12:49 · answer #9 · answered by kimmie 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Tell him your sorry you wrecked the car, but that cop pulled right out in front of you.
2007-02-02 07:11:48 · answer #10 · answered by luckyaz128 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋