2007-02-02 06:28:51 · 5 answers · asked by Honey 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Movies
It would have been '86 or there about, early spring and overcast with a mist in the air. We were really enjoying the day as due to the weather there was nobody there and thus no lines. Really, I mean it, absolutely zero wait unless you wanted the front car on a featured ride and even then it was usually only a minute or two. Oops, got off topic there, now back to the details.
So there we were, enjoying our good fortune and smiling like a couple of whacked out hippies, mostly due to being slightly tipsy from bong hits in the parking lot and the thrill of new romance. What's that? Oh, I forgot to mention that we had only been dating a few months at the time and y'all know how intoxicating new love can be, a magic not to be equaled by ANYTHING on God's green earth. Damn, lost track again!
OK, the scene is set. Young couple, stoned, horny and in a land of childlike wonder, yup, the ultimate time for some hanky panky! But where? Ah yes, the Gondola ride, secluded and relatively stable as far as rides go, one could almost say perfect except for the slightly funky combo of BO and fried food that seemed to be permanently etched into the interior, the only thing missing was the stale scent of urine and you'd swear it was a subway car. Not really condusive to romance but beggers can't be choosers, especially not at a time like this.
Off we went, taking time to peek out at the sights before getting busy. Then it hits, where to consimate this act of love. The floor? Not without a full decontamination and a Bio-Suit! The bench was quickly tried and ruled out as simply to slippery as each and every thrust leads to someone getting poked by something other than the intended appendage. And don't even think about standing doggy style, been there, done that and damn near got sea sick...and I was a sailor!
In the end it came down to options and an all oral experience was the choice. But there in lies another dilemma, who goes first? In this case neither as the ride had come to an end leaving no other option than to, you guessed it, get off and ride it again. Hmmm, sounds like a song, "Gotta get off to get off". Now back to my tale. Get out, walk over to turn stile and immediatly get in another gondola traveling in the direction from whence we came, then, once the giggling ceases try again. Just to interject, I now firmly believe ALL gondolas smell EXACTLY the same.
Once again the question (as well as some other parts) rises again, who's first? Ah yes, a simple solution : Rock/Paper/Scissors! Your's truely was the lucky winner and, while not the best BJ of my life it was memorable for the circumstances and I give full credit for effort. Of course my reciprocation was simply masterfull, my gal screaming and thrashing almost to the point I feared that A - The car would fall faster than Humpty Dumpty or B - We would be found out and remanded to the custody of those officious park security types. Still, the show must go on and I'm nothing if not dedicated to my craft, a pefectionist and one not easily thwarted by such details. I really did miss my calling but remember, this was the '80's and before the internet revolution and becoming the next great Porn Star was a lot farther away than it is today. A shame that.
It was 'Happy Endings' for both in the end, though there was another Gondola switch between turns due to time constraints but still, in the end each was satisfied with the outcome, no pun intended. And there you have it, the story of my sexual exploits in the land of merriment, complete as memory can make it these many years latter. Oh, and lest you think this can only happen when escorted by ladies of less than steller values I shall take extreme issue as this same lady and I just celebrated our 19th anniversary last month! Hope you enjoyed my little trip down memory lane. Have a great weekend and remember, moments are fleeting so grab them when the opportunity arises and you'll never lack for excitment.
2007-02-02 08:38:35 · answer #1 · answered by Sphinx 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes! In Six Flags Great Adventure Dorney Park and Hershey Park!
2016-03-29 01:44:48 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
NO BUT I HAVE HAD SEX ON A SCHOOL BUS(sorry bout caps) it was awesome, people kept watching and we didnt care, bus driver didnt know that much... it was kind of a thrill and awesome at the same time.
2007-02-02 06:49:01 · answer #3 · answered by whitetrash666 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes. We were a little high at the time.
2015-01-27 15:59:28 · answer #4 · answered by Michelle M 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
man, i like to...where are the girls willing to?
2007-02-02 06:36:16 · answer #5 · answered by NativeBear 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋