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Okay....I'm tired of all these silly questions in this forum...time for some serious sh*t!!! I'm looking forward to some good old fashioned humor here.....*wink*

2007-02-02 06:21:45 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Science & Mathematics Other - Science

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Gee All Geordi or Mr Scott would do is reroute a nearby ODN conduit and feed the extra matter stream in to the plasma injectors. Of course you will also have to supply auxilliary power to the inertial dampeners. Should take about an hour...(Make it So...)

2007-02-02 19:18:10 · answer #1 · answered by MarkG 7 · 0 0

Repalce Capt Kirk with Michael Schumacher

2007-02-02 07:59:24 · answer #2 · answered by live in stone 1 · 0 0

Switch from windows to Linux, you will get a 10% increase in power output from the dilithium crystals.

Could you imagine if the Enterprise used windows?
It would have never made it out of dock.

2007-02-02 13:58:05 · answer #3 · answered by jack_scar_action_hero 3 · 0 0

Redefine the phrase "Warp 9" to refer to a much lower speed.
*wink*

2007-02-02 07:37:27 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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