whats the funniest or most embarassing thing that has ever happened to you.?

Answer 1

WHEN ME AND MY HUSBAND WAS FIRST DATEING WE WAS TALKING AND MY DENTURES FLEW OUT, AND HE DIDNT KNOW I HAD DENTURES. HE LOOKED AT ME AND SAID WHAT THE CRAP WAS THAT!!! I RAN OUT THE DOOR SO EMMBARRESED. WE LAUGH NOW ABOUT IT

Answer 2

Your story is pretty funny.....! Mine is when I was at my boyfriend's house (now ex, not because of this). His father was there, and he thought that my BF and I had BOTH left the house to go the store. Actually, only my BF went to the store, I decided to stay behind and read a book in the living room. Well, all of a sudden, I heard my BF's father go into the bathroom (left the door open) and get on the toilet. Oh the horror!!!! The noises he made trying to strain....oh my goodness I can't even think about it today without cringing. It was probably the grossest thing I ever heard. I mean, he was NOT shy about making those noises!! The funniest part is when he was done (did not wash his hands, by the way), he came downstairs and saw me sitting their on the couch, and he said, "Oh.....I didn't think anyone was here,,,," then walked away like nothing had happened. I just kind of smiled and went right back to my book. I had a hard time not running out of the house so I could laugh my *** off, and I could NOT wait for my BF to come back so I could tell him the story (this was before cell phones were really popular). Eeeeek....thanks for letting me re-live that, LOL!

Answer 3

I was playing a part in the play "Fiddler on the Roof" in high school, and my pants fell down. Apparently someone had tampered with my belt so that it would come undone. I can laugh about it now, but I didn't want to show my face for a long time after that.
The worst thing was, my pants pulled down my boxer shorts too. The audience saw everything.

Answer 4

We were doing a charity fashion show at our high school and one of our models named Nate* had to model La Senzas new mens line of pj's which included silk boxers .... I was the announcer that night unfortunately. When Nate* came out on the stage something else came out too...he was giving the audience a little howdy doody (if you know what I mean ...standing at attention) any ways he realized what was "going on" and high tailed it off the stage. Intermission came and I went into the back to freshen up. I sat down and I started talking about what happened to my friend Sarah not remembering that the wireless mic I was wearing was still on until someone came back and said Nate's* mother is in the audience ...I think you should turn off your mic. I almost died ....

* Nate is not actually his name ....I live in a small town lol

Answer 5

when i was on Holiday i jumped into the pool and did a proper dive for the first time. I got out and stood proudly at the edge ready to do it again. Ah it was such a great feeling as i had just proved my cocky younger bro wrong. anyway as was standing at the side in all my glory i realised that people were pointing and laughing at me, when i looked down i realised that my bikini top was bobbing down the south side of the pool. Cringe!!! So yes i was standing there for about five minuates in all my glory showing all of my glory as well.

Answer 6

my brother is the embarrassing person in the world. Here's 1 of many : Driving to pick up pizza. The goof ball gets the set it on the roof of the the car, gets keys out of pocket and then forgets the pizza. Starts to drive here a swoosh sound the pizza is in the middle of the street . So he stops the car hazards on . Goes to get the pizza. No one is watch a head . 3 car accident over some Little Cesar's pizza. I got a million stories about him.
More later.

Answer 7

I was running to catch the campus bus, when I got to the bus I tripped on the first step. It was hilarious. All I could think was what the people in the bus saw. It must have looked to them that I ran and dove into the bus. I couldn't stop laughing, it was so embarrasing. Nobody else was laughing cause the felt so bad for me and didnt know if I was crazy or what.

Answer 8

When I was 12, after my sisters' baptism, I put them in their car seat. While i was strapping them in, a gust of wind got a hold of my dress and my big, white grandma paties could be seen by everyone, including the guy i had a crush on. Since that day, except for my prom, i haven't worn a dress or a skirt. lol

Answer 9

I can combine funny and embarrassing. I got invited to this opening of a cool new club, and went shopping for the perfect outfit with trendy but impossible shoes. As people walked in, I fell clean on my bum in manner that made me kind of roll on my back, pushing down my halter top so that my boobs (complete with those nipple petal things) completely fell out. everybody was staring. and the worst part is when I was putting my shoe back on, I didn't realize i was flashing everyone. But I laughed and partied on!

Answer 10

I'd just moved house and a friend of the previous owner called. I was in the noddy in the bedroom and called him to come up, thinking it was hubby having fun disguising his voice. Both of us were shocked. He just said, I thought the furniture looked different. I wondered about the previous owner! She was a friend of mine but how did the caller know it was ok to go upstairs...LOL

Answer 11

ummmm well that is hard because i have done alot of dumb things.....probably that i used to have some OCD problem andi would pick up 15 things in my room and then do my hair and then 15 more and then do my makeup and 15 more and so on......it was really weird and i didnt tell anyone about it for a long time......lol.....