I'm down right now i just want to cry.......but i'm at work so i don't want to look like a fool
2007-02-02 03:44:32 · 8 answers · asked by aphotic nostrum 4 in Family & Relationships ➔ Friends
Well um um um you've probs heard this joke but if ur not english you may not have ( i don't mean that in a racist way just in case it was on a TV programme) but here goes its quite funny but long:
There once was a boy who was born as just a head and nothing else
On his eighteenth birthday his doting father carried him down to the pub.
He ordered a red bull for his son
The son drank a sip and grew a torso
He took another sip and grew arms
He took another sip and grew legs
He was so overjoyed that he ran out and was smooshed by a truck
The barman said to the distraught father that he should've quit while he was AHEAD!!!
hehe just in case your like me and love being fecicious he was drinking out of a straw!!! i asked my family when i heard it
hope you feel better soon
2007-02-02 03:56:41 · answer #1 · answered by gracie92 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well first of all i think you should just cry. let it all out. it doesn't matter what other people think. F-u-ck them they don't know what's going on in your head. Second relax and breath write down all your problems.. go to the restroom splash some water on your face and walk out with no worries on your mind. it sucks being depressed at work cause you don't want to do anything but you have to be there sad and gloomy. if i were next to you i would give you some of my zoloft pills .HOpe i helped and hope you feel better.
2007-02-02 04:28:31 · answer #2 · answered by chedderapples 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Smile and be thankful that you have another day to live! Think of something that makes you happy; if it's a someone, call them up. I've learned that when you don't want to be around people, that's when you need them the most! Life's too short; when it throws you a lemon, make some lemonade! "A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour."
2007-02-02 03:56:43 · answer #3 · answered by Connelinda 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Don't hold it in....cry your eyes out...then stuff your face with a cookie...and trust me...you'll be better....love stinks sometimes even good love....it's never perfect...hence the flawed human race...I've had these days...go home watch a good movie something uplifting get a GOOD nights sleep...and trust me...whatever is bothering you will seem a little less intense.
2007-02-02 03:51:55 · answer #4 · answered by AmyLeigh 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The sun will come out...tomorrow....tomorrow....bet your bottom dollar that tomorrow.....there will be sun.
You have to picture that with your coworkers singing it to you dressed as the cast of family guy.
2007-02-02 04:18:57 · answer #5 · answered by JB 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if you lok like that av I think noone can cheer you up
2007-02-02 03:47:56 · answer #6 · answered by Bob D 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what did one boob say to the other
if we dont get some support we are going to be nuts
2007-02-02 04:46:24 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
cheer up!! IT'S FRIDAY!!! and the sun will come out tomorrow!
2007-02-02 03:50:19 · answer #8 · answered by cantthinkofauseridsohereitis 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋