I KNOW I CAN JUST PUT HER IN VAN AND DRIVE OFF OR JUMP HER WALL AND SAY HELLOW THERE
2007-02-02 03:29:35 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Celebrities
Pretend like you're a billionare or want to just have promiscuous sex with her and I'm sure she'll want you.
2007-02-02 03:59:26 · answer #1 · answered by RitzFitz29 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I've never heard anyone call Paris Hilton "humble" before. Sort it out, dude!
2007-02-02 11:48:45 · answer #2 · answered by Miranda 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
How can you possibly consider Paris Hilton humble. I've seen very few people so full of themselves as her.
2007-02-02 11:44:44 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
You need to get some taste, dude. Paris Hilton is a skank. You can find pictures of her hootchie on the internet, too.
2007-02-02 12:38:30 · answer #4 · answered by FatElvis 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Honestly, stop focusing on celebrities. These people are unattainable for a reason - to make you want them. All the things that you listed will only give you prison time. Good Luck.
2007-02-02 12:21:49 · answer #5 · answered by ? 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I do not guarantee you to marry her or have a long term relationship with her.... sadly IT WILL NEVER HAPPEN. But I can guarantee you that if you do the best you can to meet her, and be nice to her you could easily spend a night with her and "play" a lot. You may also record it so you will have that memory on a tape forever! She's easy, so take advantage
2007-02-02 11:56:39 · answer #6 · answered by Love Yahoo!!! wannabe a princess 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
First you need to take the beer goggles off....then you need to rethink your definition of SWEET and Humble. I know that you are kidding....nobody could be this blinded by the media....lol, good one...lol,lol, sweet...humble..lol,
2007-02-02 11:34:31 · answer #7 · answered by skipper 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I think if you really knew her you would no longer be in love with her. she is a lot of things but i don't think she is sweet. it is sweet you meant right? not sweat, because if you like sweat than yuck!
2007-02-02 12:29:59 · answer #8 · answered by hippieiam29 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
humble? she is self serving and self promoting. sexy? i think she looks slutty. sweet and kind? how many cat-fights have you read about her?
i suggest you look for a girl that is a little more human. good luck.
2007-02-02 11:38:38 · answer #9 · answered by jmprince01 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Dear Knowitall,
Find a good, sturdy, wooden door.
Stand close to it.
Now, bang your head repeatedly against the door and say, over and over and over again,
"Wrong!-Wrong!-Wrong!-Wrong!-Bad move!-Bad move!-Bad-move!-Dumb!-Dumb!-Dumb!".
Then wait until you start being obsessed with the doorknob.
You bettah off.
2007-02-02 11:38:56 · answer #10 · answered by Palmerpath 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋