i did if you're including lawn gnomes...
2007-02-02 03:12:48 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I once took a puppet to my senior prom. All my friends were going with really hot guys and the only guy I could get was some greasy-*** pimple face named Bobert. Instead of taking Bobert, I decided a life-size puppet would be more suitable. All my friends were jelous about how sexy my date was...they didn't even realize it was a puppet. Later that night the puppet began getting fresh with me in the back seat of his car and I lost my virginity to him. I heart senior prom.
2007-02-02 07:31:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I never dressed her, put her in the car and took her awywhere formal, so I get off on a technicality, right? She did store neatly under the bed though, although the air pump was bulky.
2007-02-02 03:18:15 · answer #2 · answered by Rod Rod Go 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I swear he was a damn vampire. All he wanted to do was maul my neck. I hate needing a towel after making out.
2007-02-02 03:16:29 · answer #3 · answered by Anna Hennings 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, I'm not Buffy (nor a necropheliac...) however there is a lady who is married to a man with no pulse...I read it in the paper.
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/servlet/story/RTGAM.20061213.wheart1213/BNStory/specialScienceandHealth/home
2007-02-02 03:36:39 · answer #4 · answered by IamBatman 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I dated a chair once. That didn't have a pulse. =)
2007-02-02 03:21:42 · answer #5 · answered by spiritcavegrl 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Does a love affair with my BOB count?
2007-02-02 03:21:26 · answer #6 · answered by Lemme tell ya... 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL....I think so, I date chocolate A LOT!!
2007-02-02 03:15:44 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
my bf thinks my battery operated friend and i are dating
2007-02-02 03:15:10 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
no it just seemed like it. was hoping mine would stop!
2007-02-02 03:15:49 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Can't say that I have or plan to.
2007-02-02 03:16:22 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋