I live in England so I have never heard of him, and on many forums Americans always talk about him. So, who is Chuck Norris?
2007-02-02 00:54:07 · 22 answers · asked by Wish_of_the_Dragon_God 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Celebrities
He's some actor person who starred in mostly bad movies. Now he does some kind of exercise commercials.
2007-02-02 04:13:28 · answer #1 · answered by DawnDavenport 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost
Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.
Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
2007-02-02 09:03:05 · answer #2 · answered by marykin 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Carlos Ray "Chuck" Norris (born March 10, 1940) is an American martial artist, action star, Hollywood actor, and recently, an internet phenomenon.
Ryan, Oklahoma, Norris has two younger brothers, Wieland and Aaron Norris, the latter of whom is a Hollywood producer. Norris was born to an alcoholic father, half Irish and half Cherokee. Norris's mother is also half Irish and half Cherokee.[1] Norris is very proud of his Native American heritage, and frequently referred to his origins on his hit show Walker, Texas Ranger. When Norris was ten, his parents divorced[2] and he later relocated to Prairie Village, Kansas and then Torrance, California with his mother and brothers.[3] Norris describes his childhood as downbeat. He was nonathletic, shy, and scholastically mediocre. Other children taunted him about his mixed ethnicity, and Norris daydreamed about beating up his tormentors. Norris mentioned in his autobiography that his father had a very serious problem with drinking and "wasn't there" a lot for him growing up. Norris admitted that he loved his father but did not like him. However, he professed that he only felt pity for the man because "that was just how he was, and he missed so much."
2007-02-02 08:57:45 · answer #3 · answered by Silly55555 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I live in England too and I've heard of Chuck Norris, where've you been Mars.
sorry about that having a bad day.
Chuck Norris is the only man to ever floor Bruce Lee when not filming and because of that Bruce demanded that he be in a film with Chuck and he was. Trouble is I can't for the life in me remember which one it was.
2007-02-04 10:45:35 · answer #4 · answered by Vampire Lover 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris is the sheriff in Walker Texas Ranger. Go to the website listed.
2007-02-02 09:34:14 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
chuck norris is an actor and a martial arts excpert(karate excpert) he has been in alot of movies like the delta force and theey dont actually suck go check it out its a pretty good movie
2007-02-02 09:00:44 · answer #6 · answered by greendayandshakira_lover 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WHAT????? You don't know Chuck. For pete's sake where have you been. He's only the badest badass mofo on the planet!!!!! Bullets dodge Chuck. When Chuck mispells a word, they just change the spelling of that word.
2007-02-02 08:59:56 · answer #7 · answered by Brad 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
chuck norris is an actorand also a marshal art expert
2007-02-02 08:58:07 · answer #8 · answered by lipgloss shopping queen 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
can't believe you don't know who chuck norris is!!
and being in england is no excuse, so am i.
have you never watched those c**p martial arts films on late at night?
he's nearly always in them,
i think he must have had it written into his contract that they weren't allowed to make one without him!!
2007-02-02 09:05:19 · answer #9 · answered by lola 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Famous actor and martianl artist.Friend of Bruce Lee.
2007-02-02 09:18:30 · answer #10 · answered by zebbie g 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋