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No lie:
I got into the elevator of my building this morning on the GROUND FLOOR, and pushed the button to my floor.
The doors started to close and then opened again when someone puts their hand in to catch the elevator.
This guy looked at me and said "Are you going up?"

GROUND FLOOR!!!! HELLOOOO?!?!? Where would it be going otherwise?!??

People are DUMB sometimes.....

2007-02-02 00:24:51 · 18 answers · asked by JusticeManEsq 5 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

For those of you who have said its too early yet, Im eagerly awaiting to see how far the realm of DUMBNESS goes!

2007-02-02 00:34:08 · update #1

One more DUMB thing:

About a year ago, I went to a Toyota dealership with my wife and 2 kids. At that time, my oldest daughter was almost 5, and my other daughter was not even 2.
They were side by side in a double stroller, the oldest with long pony tails, the other with very little hair and, naturally, was smaller in size than her older sister......

A salesman comes over...
"Wow! Look! TWINS!!"

They didnt even look REMOTELY similar in size, face, hair length, NOTHING.

IDIOT

2007-02-02 01:50:51 · update #2

18 answers

Well today I was talking to this guy and I said ".....yea my DAUGHTER is 8 months" and he said "oh that's good so did you have a girl or a boy?"......Stupid people!

2007-02-02 00:34:44 · answer #1 · answered by Sue Sue2 3 · 0 0

This guy I know and I were talking about Ronald Regan (for some unknown reason) and how he died but had been sick for some time before. He then said "That's right...he had Old Timers disease and was losing his mind". Wow, I thought! Even after I explained that it's Alzheimer's not Old Timer's disease he argued that it WAS called Old Timer's because it affects OLD people. He'd never heard of Alzheimer's! You can't help some people.

2007-02-02 00:42:40 · answer #2 · answered by mickeymel9 2 · 0 0

There's only one that grinds on my nerves. I hate to hear: Have a Good One!! That's dumb to me. And gross. And out of place in any environment. So imagine how OFTEN that bothers me!!

2007-02-02 00:30:06 · answer #3 · answered by Dovey 7 · 0 0

I think everytime someone says "mad" or "bangin'" its dumb. It makes no sense whatsoever. Here's an example....

It was mad packed at the party last night.
Yo that pizza was bangin'

That makes no sense at all and its pissing me off when people say that. How stupid are americans nowadays??

2007-02-02 00:50:33 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

" I'm sorry but i'm not going to make any apologises "

Ok that wasn't today but it was a dumb thing someone said that's worth a laugh at his expense. Ha ha ha ha

2007-02-02 00:29:11 · answer #5 · answered by natalia 4 · 0 0

Yeah that was pretty stupid forrest gump is a great movie. umm.... probably someone on Y!A who thought that humans started between two people hundreds of thousands of years ago. how silly.

2016-05-24 04:49:12 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I just asked a guy at work what he was eating for lunch today..
He smiled and said "my check"
thought I'd fall outta my desk!
P.S. Going up???

2007-02-02 00:39:44 · answer #7 · answered by MRS. EVIL GENIUS 5 · 0 0

Haven't heard it yet today but I will, its when you answer someones question and they reply with: "Are you sure?" I hate that, do they believe me to be an imbecile who doesn't know my own mind?

2007-02-02 00:33:12 · answer #8 · answered by mia 5 · 0 0

I NEED to know where you will be working. A job placement company that did not provide the job.

2007-02-02 00:38:49 · answer #9 · answered by Tonia 3 · 0 0

hehehe.. cute. I haven't had someone say something dumb yet.. but my day has just begun. I'm giving it about 15 more minutes for my first 'dumb thing'.

2007-02-02 00:28:24 · answer #10 · answered by puresatin 5 · 0 1

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