DVD
Pay
Shark
Car
Blue
Ring
Lipstick
Sweets
Plant
Cream
10 points to the best/funniest story
2007-02-01 23:18:44 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Education & Reference ➔ Words & Wordplay
Write....
As I parked my car on my driveway, I suddenly noticed I didn't have my wedding ring on. "Oh my God", I thought.. and then I noticed the lipstick stain on my collar... even worse. The sweets I had bought for my wife would not help this situation. Maria, the little shark I had just visited, had taken my ring of while I was asleep, and probably it was on purpose too that she had kissed my collar. I bet she has taped a DVD too of what we did with each other in the bed. Especially the part with the cream, bet my wife would love to see that....
So that's the kind of thanks you get when you buy someone a blue diamond and pay them really nice dinners. Not to mention that beautiful plant.
Ingratitude, that's what it is!
2007-02-01 23:34:31 · answer #1 · answered by Steven Z 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
My mother thought that blue lipstick at a funeral was going too far, but, after that dude made me pay for the new car with shark cream, I said I'd ring his bell and plant him in the ground!
I recorded the whole thing on DVD.
What's it like to be dead, sweets?
2007-02-01 23:34:37 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I had once met a blue angel in the dvd store,
she had great lipstick on,but then I noticed she
was unable to pay for her items,being the shark
that I am,I payed her bill and offered her a ride in my car
to pick up sweets for my younger brother.
when I woke up she had stolen my ring,eaten my plant
and covered me with cream.what a dream !
2007-02-01 23:24:35 · answer #3 · answered by rottentothecore 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Story - 10 points.
Nothing - 2 points.
I like choice two.
2007-02-01 23:38:54 · answer #4 · answered by balderarrow 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"Wright" you a story?
I have better things to do with my time than "wright" you a story that will amuse you.
2007-02-01 23:31:28 · answer #5 · answered by grahamma 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Wright???
2007-02-01 23:20:31 · answer #6 · answered by kja63 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋