By looking at previous posts by apparent "knowledgeable" NBA fans, I am wondering how long will it be before the LA Lakers starring Kobe Bryant take on a team of heavenly hosts starring God Almighty? Who would win such a match? Would Kobe take over the universe? Would the addition of LeBron James or the Pistons (other seemingly "hot" subjects by "knowledgeable" fans) help Kobe complete his task?
2007-02-01 19:17:27 · 21 answers · asked by v10mixtape 2 in Sports ➔ Basketball
Kobe could never be God since there is one already Micheal Jordan. To mimic the God All Mighty in every manner the way he takes the stance, chews gum, shoots the rainbow, and all the moves to the basket just proves that he has a long way to go. He has to learn the value of team members otherwise Kobe would become similar another Charles Barkley and likes or maybe even worse someone that one rings but in another players shadow and couldn't get it done himself.
The guy does have talent I'll give him that but God that is a very long journey for the lonely Kobe.
2007-02-01 20:05:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Reasons why God would beat Kobe in a basketball game
1) They wouldn't play would a leather ball. They would play with the sun. Advantage God
2) God already has The 2008 Jordans. Advantage: God
3) They would play on the moon and play universe rules. Meaning there is a 100 point line. So the score would be 3000 to 0 in only 5 minutes in favor of..... God
4) Kobe can't pray to god that he beats god in basketball. Advantage: God
Hope you had fun with this.
2007-02-02 06:06:56 · answer #2 · answered by Kevin L 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dude Kobe isn't perfect but he's the best player in the NBA whether you like him or not. You can think he's arrogant, selfish, a rapist, or whatever but it doesn't change the fact that he is the best player in the NBA. The reasons being
1.) Best Scorer
-Strong Handle
-Excellent Range and Best Shot Form
-Best Footwork
-Leaping Ability
-Best Body Control/Grace/Coordination
-Most Creative Range of Moves
2.) Best Clutch Shooter
-Most Game Winners in NBA
3.) Top Defender
-Multiple All Defensive Selections
4.) Excellent Passer
-Some of the best looking no look passes in NBA
-Ball Hogs don't average 5 assists a game remeber Kobe is not a PG
-Assist #'s are on par with Jordan
5.) One of the Top Dunkers
-Dunk Championship
-Posterized Wallace, Ming, Robinson, Duncan, Howard, and too many to name
6.) Most Intimidating for other players
-Most players and coaches admit Kobe is the best including Shaq, Amare, and Pat Riley.
-Even Lebron has said he does things on the court I'm not able to do.
-Nike placed him in the center of New Commercial over Lebron and Kobe deserves it he doesn't deserve to be bashed or hated for being the best and not being the same type of person as Jordan.
2007-02-01 20:57:18 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
in my opinion there is only one real god in basketball. Michael Jordan. Kobe is just not complete enough, he doesn´t have the charisma Jordan had. When Kobe is playing, the Lakers doesn´t look like a team. When Jordan was playing, the Bulls still looked like a team, cause Jordan gave every team mate a role. Basketball is a team sport, dominating like Kobe can do players like AI, Dirk, LeBron, Carmelo if you take every shot in a game. Not the centers, cause they have to get the ball from the PG ;)
2007-02-01 20:24:27 · answer #4 · answered by memento27 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm a huge Kobe fan but I don't think he'll be the next God. He's an amazing player but remember he isn't the only one on the court there's 9 other players there. And I'm sure Kobe is fine being Kobe.
2007-02-01 20:04:54 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Kobe will not be the next "god" as you put it. You must be a hugh Kobe Bryant fan to really believe that he will become the next god. Give me a break.
2007-02-01 19:30:44 · answer #6 · answered by randy j 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
shut your mouth man don't talk like that people like you saying that kobe is god gets me so ticked off you don't say that kind of crap over a computer anyways Kobe is a whiner, ballhog, little Sally, can't win games for the lakers (last sunday,) and he also thinks that he is the next MJ all i have to say is NO and don't post crap like Kobe is God or else i will have your rights to post stuff on the internet taken away.
2007-02-02 03:39:22 · answer #7 · answered by #1 Nowitzki, and Duncan fan 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It relies upon who wins between POR and DAL. I see portland giving them a harder time, so we are going to see what takes position. yet convinced, the officiating did look in l. a.'s want very last evening...and thats coming from an l. a. fan. As for the harm, per chance the intensity grow to be blown out of the water. he's l. a.'s action picture star participant so for sure media is gonna conceal it like loopy...as for it not happening, all of us talked about the playback.
2016-12-03 08:36:57 · answer #8 · answered by miracle 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You gotta be a Kobe fan to think such nonsense!
2007-02-01 19:22:19 · answer #9 · answered by Tenn Gal 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Kobe can't do it all. It takes teamwork and a lot of hardwork to complete the task.
2007-02-01 19:26:09 · answer #10 · answered by Sweetie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋