I've been twisting and turning for the past 2 hours and I can't sleep. I've got some serious insomnia issues. Can you entertain me while I'm up? =)
2007-02-01 18:07:43 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I hope this helps
The doctor told a man that masturbating before sex often helped men
>> last longer during the act.
>> The man decided, "What the heck, I'll try it."
>> He spent the rest of the day thinking about where to do it. He
>> couldn't do it in his office. He thought about the restroom, but that
>> was too open.
>> He
>> considered an alley, but figured that was too unsafe. Finally, he
>> realized his solution.
>> On the way home from
>> work, he pulled his truck over on the side of the highway. He got out
>> and crawled underneath as if examining the truck.
>> Satisfied with the privacy, he undid his pants and started to
>> masturbate. He closed his eyes and thought of his lover. As he grew
>> closer to orgasm, he felt a quick tug at his pant leg. Not wanting to
>> lose his mental fantasy or the orgasm, he kept his eyes shut and
>> replied, "What?"
>> He heard, "This is the police. What in the hell are you doing?"
>> The man replied, "I'm checking out the rear axle, it's busted."
>> The cop says, "Well, you better check your brakes too, because your
>> truck rolled down the hill 5 minutes ago.
2007-02-01 18:11:13 · answer #1 · answered by eeyoree rocks2003 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
why dont you put on your favorite movie or listen to some good music! I do that all the time, i have insomnia, somtimes, so i just think of stuff that makes me happy...and then snooze off....ZzZzZz.....=)
2007-02-02 02:11:46 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hmm, well sleeping on the computer is not gonna be comfortabel....now try and sleep in your bed!
2007-02-02 02:10:44 · answer #3 · answered by Motti _Shish 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was hoping you could entertain me.
2007-02-02 02:14:08 · answer #4 · answered by Papa 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
how about make famous buildings with food?
then knock it down afterwards and eat!
2007-02-02 02:11:36 · answer #5 · answered by BlackArtClef 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go to this website:
2007-02-02 02:11:34 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You swallow a sock and you get a shoe! Yeah, that's something you get from few!!!
2007-02-02 02:11:05 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
doubt it. try learning how to squirt milk out of your nose.
2007-02-02 02:10:55 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
YOU ARE IN THE RIGHT PLACE
2007-02-02 02:27:03 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
not now just got up
2007-02-02 02:14:31 · answer #10 · answered by destiny 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋