What to do about Stationery Goblins?

Question

My stationery at work keeps getting stolen. Everytime I go to get a pen, there are none there. As none of my co workers will fess up to it, I have come to the conclusion that it must be goblins!!!! Now what to do about these goblins. I have a few options here I could:
(a) Try and spot one, track it and them blow up the whole goblin community
(b)Try and spot one, then kill it as an example to those goblins left living
(c)Set tiny little goblin sized traps and catch one, then torture it till it squeals about where the stash is, or
(d) Eat all of my stationery so that those little b*****ds don't have anything to steal anymore.

I can't pick so you guys decide, but I need an answer soon cause if I go looking in the drawer once more and come out empty handed, there's going to be a blood bath!!!!!!

Answer 1

Hmm its me me again and this is probably your toughest ? yet. You may want to be careful those Goblins got some pretty nasty friends so if your gonna mess w/ em make sure you got your funky chicken clan ready to do battle. However I do believe your best bet would be to spot the goblin and track him, make sure you hide out for a few days and get a good sence of the goblin community, see what they do and when they do it so when you do blow them up you can get as many of them as possible at once. But if some do go astray from the community me and my funky chicken are available for hire to track and kill single goblings for a reasonble price.

GOOD LUCK!!