2007-02-01 16:02:14 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Science & Mathematics ➔ Zoology
If you put a firecracker up their asss, then yes;-)
2007-02-01 18:20:59 · answer #1 · answered by Motti _Shish 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I friend of mind once said that if it wasn't against the bible to cross two different kinds of animals together he would cross a pig with a bird to make a flying pig. Then if he made a bet and someone said, "when pigs fly" he would say, "okay come with me"!
2007-02-02 23:44:12 · answer #2 · answered by Yoshimer 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You know I had a very serious case of Strep once and the doctor gave me some pretty powerful pain killers so I could sleep and swallow. After taking the first two on an empty stomach(bad idea) and secondly I was only supposed to take one( another bad thing) I am very confident that I did see some pigs flying on the ceiling of my living room. :)
2007-02-02 00:12:26 · answer #3 · answered by southforty1961 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, Depending on the height that you let them go, they will fly! Albeit they will accelerate at 9.8 meters per second until they perform what pilots call an unsuccessful landing. The severity of the impact will determine which cuts of meat are viable. The rest of course is sent to the hot dog factory.
2007-02-02 00:10:37 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I recommend you ask David Guilmour or Roger Waters... In some Pink Floyd concerts you may find one... and listen to the song "Pigs on the wind"!!!!
2007-02-02 02:00:56 · answer #5 · answered by killercuy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Of course they do! Don't you see them in the summer? They just fly around in the sky in flocks of four. It sucks when they poop on you though. And when y' shoot 'em out o' the ska with yer shotgun wll ba jeepers blood jist rains ever'where!
2007-02-02 00:12:26 · answer #6 · answered by Snake 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When properly trained they have been known to take over a crop dusting plane or two to help out the farmer.
2007-02-02 13:48:02 · answer #7 · answered by buck cherry 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not as of yet...the only mammals that can truly fly are bats.
2007-02-02 00:09:42 · answer #8 · answered by Shaun 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Iffen I toss one HELL YES it'll fly. Thank you very much.
2007-02-02 00:05:53 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
tell me honestly have you seen any flying where you are
2007-02-02 02:58:34 · answer #10 · answered by day shaun 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋