Streak the neighbors and watch them all have heart attacks.
2007-02-01 16:04:15
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answered by Anonymous
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You are so bored?>>Read this joke
A math teacher and his wife were both 54 years old. One evening the wife came home and found a note from her husband. It said: ''My dear, you are 54 years old and there are some things you are not giving me, so I am at the Holiday Inn with my 18-year-old student. Don't bother waiting up for me.''
He returns home that night to find a note from his wife: ''You are also 54 years old and there are things I need that you're not giving me. So I am at the Motel 6 with one of your 18-year-old students and you (being a math teacher) should know that 18 goes into 54 way more than 54 goes into 18, so don't YOU wait up for ME.''
This one was a short one and here is one more for you:
A fellow stops by to visit his friend who is paralyzed from the waist down. They talk for a while and then the friend asks, "My feet are cold. Would you be so kind as to go get me my shoes please?"
The guest obliges and goes upstairs. There he sees his friend's daughters, both very good looking. Being the adventurous and quick thinking kind, he says: "Hi, ladies! Your daddy sent me up here to make love to you!"
They stare at him and say, "That can't be!"
He replies, "OK, let's check!"
He shouts down the stairs to his friend, "Both of them?"
The reply comes back, "Yes, both of them!"
2007-02-01 16:07:01
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answered by Anonymous
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properly, you're on Yahoo...why do not you play some Yahoo video games? Or in case you elect to do something incredibly addictive, initiate writing a itemizing of one hundred and one issues to do in the past you die! My pal and that i began out that - took us over a week! It substitute into relaxing!
2016-10-16 10:47:07
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answered by Anonymous
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Either continue answering questions or watch some TV.
2007-02-01 16:02:51
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answered by Judas Rabbi 7
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I watched alot of music videos on Youtube
2007-02-01 16:02:47
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answered by Pantherempress 7
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Buy yourself a forty ouncer of dark RUM and go for it.
2007-02-01 16:04:16
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answered by robert m 7
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a hot bubble bath
2007-02-01 16:08:39
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answered by Sxoxo 5
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Try http://www.bored.com/
2007-02-01 16:02:57
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answered by Papa 7
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you tell me, I cannae sleep....
2007-02-01 16:10:02
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answered by INSANE SUGARPUFF 6
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