2007-02-01 15:48:19 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I didn't exactly write on the toilet paper, but going on your thought I did do this.
Some years ago I was working for a medium size company. They had the infamous "suggestion box". I don't think it had ever been opened. Anyway, next to it was a little pad of paper, about the size of a sheet of toilet paper.
Aha, thinks I. I figure there has to be some real jewels in there. Some of them mine. A plan develops.
You have to know that the President of this company was not very well liked, to put it mildly. A real p**** to put it bluntly. Off of his office he had his own bathroom. You can see where this is going, right?
Since I had keys the whole building, it was easy for me to come in alone, jimmy the suggestion box open, and abscond with the contents. And what jewels I found. My suggestions as to what the President should do with various body parts paled when compared to others in there.
So with glee and several hours of painstaking cutting and assembly, I was able to tape all the little gems in a long strip. Right, just as wide as a roll of toilet paper.
The placement of my little bomb was easy. Just rolled it onto and empty tube. Re-wraping the toilet paper over it, so as to delay the suprise, was a b****. But it looked pretty good. And then, with reverance, I placed it in his bathroom.
Oh, the anticipation! Took two days.
I swear, it was like a re-make of the Caine Mutiny. He was stomping all around demanding to know who did it. He even called a general assembly of all employees demanding to know who did it. For a couple of weeks, the company morale had never been better.
Good times.
I did keep a few of the less offensive suggestions, so every Christmas I send him a card with one of the comments in it. No return address of course. It does brighten up the holidays, just thinking of him reliving the whole affair.
Oh, just to mess with him a little more, I have friends send it to him from all over the world. So the postmark must really set him off.
2007-02-01 23:33:59 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
When I was 17, I had a boyfriend serving in the Navy. I wrote him a letter on a roll of toilet paper. He got quite a laugh out of it.
2007-02-01 16:47:27 · answer #2 · answered by kayboff 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I made a paper crane out of one once.
2007-02-01 15:51:22 · answer #3 · answered by ♫That'll be the Day♫ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a ove note to my hubby who was going in next
2007-02-01 16:05:20 · answer #4 · answered by -------- 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a poem on nature lol
2007-02-01 15:51:13 · answer #5 · answered by Jessie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋